exceptional sandwhich

normal man

[Chance @chanceisloud]

@SalVulcano The average 7-Eleven is a hellscape of expired product on the shelves and organisms growing inside the drink fountain that would turn a Zebra’s stripes red. Say what you want about Starbucks corporate policies, at least the floor isn’t caked in shit and trash.

[北京上门取件,上海上门取件，广州上门取件，深圳上门取件，杭州上门取件，西安上门取件 @JimmieAllen]

Finally Starting “Breaking Bad” let’s see what all the hype is about.

[SELENE @lizethselene]

me escapé al bosque

[exceptional sandwhich @ChanceTheActor]

@chanceisloud Hey @KenTremendous art imitates life lol

[Chance @chanceisloud]

One taught me love. One taught me patience. One taught me pain.

[Chance @chanceisloud]

New Yorkers be like:

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Here

[Chance @chanceisloud]

Nike is about to take a HUGE hit when they lose their contract with College of the Ozarks, a school that boasts DOZENS of people in the stands at their sporting events each season. DOZENS.

[Chance @chanceisloud]

Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties (2006)

[Chance @chanceisloud]

I have infiltrated an Assemblies of God Facebook group and I’m trying to see how many buff Winnie the Pooh memes I can get away with before they kick me out.

[Chance @chanceisloud]

Yo, Danny Fenton he was just fourteen when his parents build a very strange machine. It was designed to view a world unseen. When it didn’t quite work his folks they just quit, then Danny took a look inside of it. There was a great big flash everything just changed. His molecules

[Chance @chanceisloud]

My grandpa died and his name was on the @DIRECTV bill. When my grandma tried changing the name they turned off her service until the 14th because they need to “install” something. It was working fine yesterday. A woman lost her husband so now she doesn’t get service for 2 weeks?

[Chance @chanceisloud]

It’s weird watching people you used to get drunk in basements with get married and pretend to be a fancy Instagram person.

[Chance @chanceisloud]

There are always two sides to every breakup.

[exceptional sandwhich @ChanceTheActor]

@Wendys Hello...I am a country music singer trying to book gigs and a lifelong fan of your fresh never frozen food. Can I get a retweet to boost my popularity? It is hard on the internet.

[TAHNEE 👑🇲🇽🇺🇸 @HARRYS1DEMPIRE]

Follow everyone who Likes and Retweets this💝✅

[exceptional sandwhich @ChanceTheActor]

@DrTCabot hey doc, Im new to twitter, former Cabot boy born and bred, now trying to make my mark in country music...any chance I could get a follow and retweet? God bless....

-Billy Bayless

[exceptional sandwhich @ChanceTheActor]

@CabotHigh Can a proud alum get a retweet and follow? starting out on twitter and trying to get my music career started.....please help out a Panther in need!

[exceptional sandwhich @ChanceTheActor]

@CountryMusicAge Hello, please help me. I am new to Twitter.

[exceptional sandwhich @ChanceTheActor]

@thecrowdtheater Do ya'll do music open mics/shows? I am new to town and I sing songs and play my guitar....looking for stage time.

[exceptional sandwhich @ChanceTheActor]

@jasonkirkness Hey there brother, appreciate the follow....this twitter stuff is tough starting out for a fella like me ha ha ha