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Clearly I cannot enunciate my own name because today marks the second time a barista at Starbucks has thought my name is “Jansen”.

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@ChristopherHine First they take LeBron and then they take you! 😭 Good luck, Chris, enjoyed reading your work and hearing you on Dane’s pod!

[Elmo @elmo]

That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! ❤️🎶🐰

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@Timodc @adam_talkshow @RitchieTorres @AdamFriedland Go on the show, Tim.

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What an embarrassing day for our country.

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@quantumfiber I didn’t receive my WiFi 7 pods. UPS said it was delivered. It was not and the 360 pods will deactivated in two days.

[Charli @charli_xcx]

kamala IS brat

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@Maximus62787 @JaceFrederick You seem like a fun hang, my guy.

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@statmuse Shoutout to Scott Foster for making it happen.

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@DaneMooreNBA We’ve watched Nathan Jawai play for the Wolves - we’ve earned this!

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@LeFoodOnDefense @steviedubs75 @BillSimmons Good to see that extra day of rest for Porzingis made a huge difference last night for the Celtics.

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@The_Barftender Did you forget about the Hawks’ game?

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@CrimeWatchMpls Ward 10 is not representative of solely the Lowry Hill neighborhood’s views, hence why that neighborhood paid $210K out of pocket in 2022 for extra police patrols. Nice attempt at being funny though.

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@PhilMackey Not a GIF but…

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On vacation without Kaitlin or Sadie. Not used to having so much unstructured free time… filling it with Pokémon Scarlet - honestly, kind of fun!

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@The_Barftender He wasn’t going to re-sign here. Feels like a decent return given that (competent point and 3 picks).

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@MG_Schindler I really wonder if this would the case if Jordan McLaughlin was healthy - not anything special but a calming, capable presence for the offense.

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@ryenarussillo I think it's because you went out of the way to call Russell the "the worst player in the league that plays a lot of minutes" when that's not even close to true, just a hunch though.

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@JaceFrederick