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[Jay Don Takes @Skulledwedge]

Tony Romo’s OWI arrest video might be the first time where being arrested for OWI actually improved public perception of you

[Reductress @Reductress]

Job Security! AI Can’t Replace Satisfaction Boss Gets From Yelling at Woman

[C. @crsxjpg]

I simply couldn’t believe my eyes. This was after the east coast faced major weather warnings and flights were grounded in and out of NY. Saw her, and immediately felt at ease 🥹

[Reductress @Reductress]

Woman Getting Anxious About How Stressed She's Been

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

like imagine thinking this makes you a tough man when you won’t even help your daughter as her husband beats her

[🌞🌚🌟🌠 @CharKiNte]

The president is literally a celebrity. The fbi director parties in Vegas every week. Wtf is this?

[Faj @Faj1791]

Interesting how he can be so mouthy that he breaks senate decorum but he can't muster the courage to speak up about how his republican colleague beat his daughter.

[em 💌 @polisciqueenn]

it’s very telling of the modern-day republican party that not a single republican politician, not even bernie moreno, has publicly called on max miller to resign

[InfoGram @_InfoGram_]

🇮🇱Netanyahu at 6:00 PM: "I'm going to NYC. I'll speak truth to this hateful official. Let's see him try to arrest me."

🇺🇸Mamdani at 6:05 PM: "ICC issued a warrant. I back it. I can't arrest you. DC can. I'm asking the feds to act. NYC doesn't welcome war criminals. We will defend human dignity." 🔥🔥

Bro with metal Spine. Zohran Mamdani is now most popular leader in US.👏

[Etan Nechin @Etanetan23]

Whoever took this photo of Netanyahu coming through the White House side entrance should get a Pulitzer

[Nicole ✨ @BombshellCole]

Baby, Ms Rachel is on IG cutting up!

[anna vió a bts @utopiasjk]

btw, los grammys latinos empezaron justo después de que carlos santana un artista mexicano arrasó con todos premios uniéndose al récord de michael jackson con thriller

[Johan’s wife @Yet_tun_dey]

The apps turns these comments to a song is goated. This is just too funny

[Yukel Aylee @kvo2021]

I feel like I had a pretty wide knowledge of pop culture by the time I was in middle school, which I don’t think is something you see anymore. Can you imagine a current 11 year old being familiar with the concept of “Mork & Mindy”

[Mike Flanagan🇺🇸 @MikeFlanagan001]

The USA has no universal healthcare, but it does have 49 billionaires who made their wealth from private healthcare. 🤔

[Nafreny @Nafreny]

@goddammitsarah dodging five fake download buttons was our version of a captcha

[Veggie @bigboybokchoy]

The reason you’re unhappy is that you haven’t found the right thing to buy. There’s something out there you can purchase that will make this all go away

[cult of pluto ☄️ @themartiancarl]

Asked a man on Bumble where he got his masters degree and he said “what do you mean I only have a bachelor’s” and I was like “oh well your profile says ‘graduate degree’” and he goes “well yeah bc I graduated with my bachelor’s degree”

REOPEN THE SCHOOLS

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

yeah. she’s her mamas daughter