Ol’ Man Longfingers

Welcum to my cum blog where I cumpile my cumbacks to the cumbersome denizens of twitter.cum.

[Ol’ Man Longfingers @ChargeNTarge]

Then again, Bubba was receiving.

[Ol’ Man Longfingers @ChargeNTarge]

Our first gay president, everybody…

(That we know of)

[Ol’ Man Longfingers @ChargeNTarge]

Never trust accounts with a checkmark.

They do any weird thing for a handout.

[kelvin @cemburuya]

Everything just fits perfectly with Apple devices 📱

[Ol’ Man Longfingers @ChargeNTarge]

Nerve of this guy. I mean the gall to just roam around like you don’t forearm your own butthole unironically is astounding to me.

@ECCReanimated, you comment directly at me like a man or don’t bother.

[Ol’ Man Longfingers @ChargeNTarge]

@ECCReanimated @DankoDeadZone Hey man, I wasn’t accusing you of drawing Rule 34. I would never do that.

But you did dig up your own asshole in public looking for gold.

[Ol’ Man Longfingers @ChargeNTarge]

@ECCReanimated @DankoDeadZone You certainly don’t detest spreading your butthole and plugging the dam so to speak.

[Ol’ Man Longfingers @ChargeNTarge]

@ECCReanimated @DankoDeadZone ain’t no way in hell the guy who fingered his butthole in a Target parking lot is trying to get the moral high ground.

[Ol’ Man Longfingers @ChargeNTarge]

@PirateSoftware shave the mullet, dude. You don’t deserve it.

[yeet @Awk20000]

Pirate Software responds to the Stop K*lling Games initiative reaching over 1 million signatures

"Going to be honest with you. I hope that your initiative gets everything that you asked for, but nothing you wanted. And I'll leave it there"

[Ol’ Man Longfingers @ChargeNTarge]

@NancyMace Stop being such a pussy.

[Ol’ Man Longfingers @ChargeNTarge]

Elon when he doesn’t get his fix.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@paulg I’m not on ketamine ffs

[Ol’ Man Longfingers @ChargeNTarge]

@HausPrometheus Stop, man… you can’t win this one.

This was a loss by default.

[Ol’ Man Longfingers @ChargeNTarge]

@HausPrometheus nah man, don’t try to salvage it.

You said something pretty fuckin stupid. There’s no way out.

[Ol’ Man Longfingers @ChargeNTarge]

I swear, every photo of this guy is like

[Anonymous @YourAnonCentral]

Musk is afraid of being assassinated. He does not want to be shot. He’s constantly declared he does not want to be killed. He is scared. Now he’s wearing a “bullet proof” vest everywhere he goes, including Trump’s private parties.

[Ol’ Man Longfingers @ChargeNTarge]

@elonmusk Cool outfit, man. Glad it distracts from that frankenstein’s monster you had botched for an extra inch.

[Ol’ Man Longfingers @ChargeNTarge]

@RealJoeBiggs @zillow Nah guy, you’re a traitorous piece of shit. You earned this.

[Ol’ Man Longfingers @ChargeNTarge]

@RepMikeCollins “THE SERMON YOU DELIVERED DOES NOT MEET THE APPROVED GOVERNMENT CRITERIA! 10 YEARS IN THE ISO-CUBES WILL CHANGE THAT!”

[Ol’ Man Longfingers @ChargeNTarge]

@MeghanEMurphy @elonmusk You clearly did nazi what we saw.

[Ol’ Man Longfingers @ChargeNTarge]

@EndWokeness Wipe your face. There’s some CEO cum on your lip.

[Ol’ Man Longfingers @ChargeNTarge]

@thegaywhostrayd We still doing the cunt olympics?

We just takin pics of random people and trying to see who can be the biggest asshole?