Mikey 🥇

[Mikey 🥇 @CharizardCapita]

My only fear is not being up to the challenge.

[Mikey 🥇 @CharizardCapita]

People don’t appreciate that Haliburton run. They don’t. Put that in the elementary school curriculum

[Mikey 🥇 @CharizardCapita]

Couple things.

1. Never drink beer. Worst way to consume alcohol. Drink vodka based drinks with zero csrbonation and minimal sugar. I like vodka water with a splash of OJ

2. You gotta ask for what you want outta this life. Literally just ask. Ppl wanna give you what you want. Word to @BWallobee and @UTVolunteerMan. They understand the pain of not asking.

[Mikey 🥇 @CharizardCapita]

@BullTheoryio Do it with ticks too please

[Mikey 🥇 @CharizardCapita]

@OnlyInBOS Is this maybe a good thing for Boston? Out with all the unproductive ppl, in with only those that make bank?

[Mikey 🥇 @CharizardCapita]

Respectfully, you’re not a tax accountant if you haven’t memorized the EIN of National Financial Services LLC

[Mikey 🥇 @CharizardCapita]

@TheNorfolkLion Damn maybe a social credit system isn’t so bad after all 🤔

[Mikey 🥇 @CharizardCapita]

Whatever happened to the rigged poker ring those NBA players were running? That just get swept under the rug? Anyone get convicted?

[Mikey 🥇 @CharizardCapita]

When can I expect my government issued Latina? @realDonaldTrump

[Mikey 🥇 @CharizardCapita]

@OnlyInBOS How are we getting this but still no happy hour.

[Mikey 🥇 @CharizardCapita]

@CoachDanGo Beyond power Voltra

[Mikey 🥇 @CharizardCapita]

Uncle Ben had it flipped. With great responsibility comes great power.

[Mikey 🥇 @CharizardCapita]

@rankintweets Fuck I just bought one

[Mikey 🥇 @CharizardCapita]

@RayPeatHeadShop Bro saw Clavicular going viral and said “watch this”

[Mikey 🥇 @CharizardCapita]

@XodiceMcgee @_yushe The art community has within it a cohort of extremely snobby karens. Not even ai will humble them.

[Mikey 🥇 @CharizardCapita]

Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn't make a decision.

[Mikey 🥇 @CharizardCapita]

@Breaking911 Gonna kill fake IDs for kids under 21. People will just scan their phones to get into the bar. Kinda sad - going to a bar under 21 was exciting

[Mikey 🥇 @CharizardCapita]

@lulubartholomew @DrJackKruse Could it be heavy metal toxicity?

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@supersymmetry_I I fuckin loved this movie as a kid. Don’t understand the hate.

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@TateTheTalisman Get the beyond power voltra

[Mikey 🥇 @CharizardCapita]

Brown butter apple cookies from Whole Foods are bomb