Char🍄

love you @cashapp

[eliza @elizamclamb]

My bf is hunting (on a work call) while I’m gathering (saving Instagram reels to show him when it’s over)

[clare @sadderlizards]

hey boss can i head out early i want to go play outside

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

bro your gf yaps so much you’re so lucky

[tatum @planetgraves]

Imagine we went out for breakfast and then enjoyed an easy day together. Forever

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Me, absolutely overflowing with crippling worries: “yeah no worries”

[farha @shutyourhell]

(would die a thousand deaths if it meant one less hardship for you) hey LOSER

[Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna]

I’m registering an appliance. Please be quiet.

[Patrick Dexter @patrickdextervc]

Nothing Compares 2 U. Heart broken hearing the news of the passing of Sinéad O’Connor, such an inspiration

[Chris Andrews @chrisandrews89]

Two photos, four years apart. On that day I doubt many believed this iconic Belfast building would still be standing never mind looking like this.

[C. S. Lewis @CSLewisDaily]

“I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen — not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else.” - C.S. Lewis

[RJV @jiffington]

Most Americans don’t realize how big Ireland is

[Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus]

Siri call Dad please

[Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus]

Worst Friday ever

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Duck

[Carli Jayne 🪩 @Carlijaynex]

Only person texting me is the NHS

[Jamie @Jamie10__]

“once covid ends” starting to sound a lot like “when the dfs sale ends”