Carlos Ottery

Editor. Likes beer and sandwiches. 10 years in China. Now based in #Hanoi.

[Carlos Ottery @CharlesOutre]

@ChrisVTaylor Is she still around?

[Carlos Ottery @CharlesOutre]

@jaycgallagher Love it. There should be a hashtag for #electionboozesetups

[Carlos Ottery @CharlesOutre]

@sundersays My guess when it was called was Labour 41, Tories 25. Am roughly sticking to that. Though a 220 or so majority still looks somehow ridiculous

[Mick Ryan, AM @WarintheFuture]

“Russian incompetence in offensive operations in 2023 saved Ukraine’s allies from the full consequences of their indecision. The Ukrainian offensive may yet succeed. But the price has risen steeply because of Western lethargy.” @Jack_Watling https://t.co/e47sMFhuXC

[Carlos Ottery @CharlesOutre]

@FabrizioRomano Wasn't expecting this after such an amazing tennis career

[Carlos Ottery @CharlesOutre]

@ChrisVTaylor I feel like he is polling numbers 4 to 5 percent lower than he would like, here.

[Carlos Ottery @CharlesOutre]

@ChrisVTaylor good to see you're on your 183rd bottle

[Carlos Ottery @CharlesOutre]

@ATRightMovies Jeez. They are ridiculously mature and considered responses

[Carlos Ottery @CharlesOutre]

@ChrisVTaylor Superb Chris. As didn't manage to do BK, we'll have to do a Taipei catch up in due course...

[Carlos Ottery @CharlesOutre]

Am totally down with the principles of the Japan French Fries Association. Except rule 6 which is bullshit #frenchfries

[Mulboyne @Mulboyne]

The 7 principles of the Japan French Fries Association:

1. Love french fries and eat them at least once a week

2. Eat all the french fries you are served.

3. Do not pressure others to like french fries as you do.

4. Do not persecute those who dislike french fries.

[China Daily Show @chinadailyshow]

Baidu launches ChatCCP, the AI chatbot that calls the police if you ask too many questions

[Carlos Ottery @CharlesOutre]

"Thuong was elected with 98.38% of the votes, according to the parliament's online portal." Gotta hand it to the guy, that's a solid mandate! #Vietnam
https://t.co/0x5CXOXHNU

[Carlos Ottery @CharlesOutre]

@pbstorms I feel like you gotta get at least one cab ride from this dude now

[China Daily Show @chinadailyshow]

Xi Jinping ‘grief-stricken’ after US imperialists confiscate favourite spy balloon

[Carlos Ottery @CharlesOutre]

@EatBaozza Can't help thinking the prompt should be 'Write an adult poem about pizza and a bao bun...'

[Carlos Ottery @CharlesOutre]

@InsiderVietnam @MrRFH

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@dex_eve Would totally smash

[Carlos Ottery @CharlesOutre]

@MrRFH @The_Fence_Mag I wanna read The Devil's Tune, know that much...spotted most of the Amis characters (I think)

[Carlos Ottery @CharlesOutre]

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[Nigel Farage @Nigel_Farage]

Today was the best Conservative budget since 1986.

[@[email protected] @mrchrisaddison]

Today's mini-budget answers a number of questions, principally: "What would happen if the entire government were on glue?"