Charles Penguin III

In Progress

[Charles Penguin III @CharlesPenguin]

Can’t wait for #pharma to bailout #America because I overpaid for health insurance and #mobil can bailout the #Airlines after all the tanks I filled to get a free #pepsi glass, thanks to #RayCharles ..... you’re #blind .... maybe masturbating does help you lose sight of things

[Charles Penguin III @CharlesPenguin]

This is what is going on in the Restaurant industry. Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory - You Lose! Good Day Sir! Scene (10/... https://t.co/qZ0zT4rP2u via @YouTube

[Charles Penguin III @CharlesPenguin]

@realDonaldTrump what would you score on #amencorner three holes perfect weather and the greens are lighting no #muliigans

[Charles Penguin III @CharlesPenguin]

@realDonaldTrump how much do I #venmo you for a set of white house sheets and or a tie for my wedding night?

[Charles Penguin III @CharlesPenguin]

@realDonaldTrump will you be pardoning a Turkey this year? I hope so. Thanks for everything!

[Darragh Moylan @MoylanDarragh]

@realDonaldTrump The lamestream media will not report on my findings! I have concrete evidence of voter fraud in Ligma county, MA! PLEASE INVESTIGATE!!!!

[Charles Penguin III @CharlesPenguin]

@Buccigross cool is the rule!

[Charles Penguin III @CharlesPenguin]

@mwdobie watching Felipe’s #30for30 #ESPN #memories

[Charles Penguin III @CharlesPenguin]

@BREKONE thank you for that last one!

[Charles Penguin III @CharlesPenguin]

Calling @BruinBlades section 115 needs you to pump up the crowd!

[Charles Penguin III @CharlesPenguin]

Hey pal there @BruinBlades ur off the hook unless you want to be part of a winning goal! Section 115

[Charles Penguin III @CharlesPenguin]

@BruinBlades your fault im now in my lucky section 310....

[Charles Penguin III @CharlesPenguin]

Now you upset the girl behind me @BruinBlades come make us happy for the 3rd period!

[Charles Penguin III @CharlesPenguin]

Let me kiss the @BruinBlades for goodluck.

[Charles Penguin III @CharlesPenguin]

@BostonTweet Ill see you next time pal!

[Charles Penguin III @CharlesPenguin]

@NHLBruins @BruinBlades come take a selfie in section 115 loge its my first playoff game!

[Charles Penguin III @CharlesPenguin]

Waiting on @LuckyCharmsDrop #luckycharmsdrop #sweepstakes @GenuineJack is hungry! Come through @biddysboston!

[Charles Penguin III @CharlesPenguin]

@JimmyKimmelLive can I say Uncle Jesse knew Tossing a Romaine salad was risky?

[Charles Penguin III @CharlesPenguin]

@AdamSandler watched the special. Been telling the dick quiff joke for almost two years! Like where your head is at!

[Charles Penguin III @CharlesPenguin]

@McDonalds how come they can make a quarter lb’r but not two hamburgers?