Charlotte Dubec

I'm the real puff daddy cos I been around the world ✌🏽👭

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

i will never understand how this works

[Charlotte Dubec @CharlieDubec]

I question this every day

[ehis @ehisilozobhie]

If everyone is working from home why is every train packed out to the max???

[Charlotte Dubec @CharlieDubec]

Go off Ilford! Finally something modern and some investment in the area!!

[Alex Holmes @alexcholmes]

🚨 BIG NEWS - We pledged, if elected, to build a new lido in Valentines Park. After the election, we put Council officers to work on an ambitious plan for a new lido and here it is! View the plans and tell us what you think at https://t.co/2i0zEEAFrZ

[Charlotte Dubec @CharlieDubec]

Oh lord pray this doesn’t happen after my hayfever this weekend 😭

[Charlotte Dubec @CharlieDubec]

This whole thread 😂😂

[RS Archer @archer_rs]

First British tourists of the summer season are here. Middle aged couple with a caravan that had a UKIP sticker in the window. Assumed I spoke English, asked for directions, I replied in French. The woman tutted, rolled her eyes and said,
"They don't even try to speak English"

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

Please please please let this catch on like wildfire

[Max Hardy @MaxJLHardy]

Is it some sort of Gen X punishment for still having a Hotmail account that all junk is now piling into my inbox? Or is it a new thing?

[Charlotte Dubec @CharlieDubec]

New ick, adult men with Velcro wallets 😩

[Abi Bennetts @AbiBennetts]

every day at least once a day I think to myself........ thank god for the percentage calculator

[beth @bethgcz]

Do you think Bella hadid’s ever used an old El Paso smoky bbq fajita kit

[Dr Julia Grace Patterson💙 @JujuliaGrace]

Just a quick thing - patients already pay for the NHS. It’s called tax.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

love is real. and it’s cuddles in the morning. it’s alternating yawns. it’s one reeeally big stretch. as the sun begins to spill across the household

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

23rd December: house full of food and nothing for dinner.

[just æd 🏳️‍🌈 @liverfrog]

i’m so glad that as a generation we’ve all agreed to stop ironing our clothes

[Charlotte Dubec @CharlieDubec]

@TfL must feel pretty embarrassed spent 15 mins scrolling #ElizabethLine and there’s not one positive tweet. It’s made everyone’s journeys worse 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Living in hope 🇪🇺 💙 @SarahInbarnet]

My idea of hell……and who designed the passenger flows on the Elizabeth line at busy times having people criss cross is possibly the most flawed design to have chosen in a brand new train line……

[NotToday @scatterling2]

@SarahInbarnet I think most people that design public transport facilities and schedules have never used public transport on a regular basis over any length of time

[Living in hope 🇪🇺 💙 @SarahInbarnet]

@scatterling2 Quite possibly true…even by the rest of the network the Elizabeth line seems very poorly designed & now they’re using those retractable belt type dividers to try and mitigate but it’s just chaotic at peak times & the platforms are poorly labelled direction wise! Only in the UK!

[Charlotte Dubec @CharlieDubec]

The Elizabeth line is a sham pass it on 🙄 #ElizabethLine

[John Lewis & Partners @JohnLewisRetail]

It’s the things we do that mean the most. 🛹
#TheBeginner