Charlie

[Charlie @CharlieR_]

“Unelected state” she was literally an unelected prime minister.

“Stalinist housing targets” what does this even mean?

Smoking ban is counterproductive to what exactly? Lung cancer?

How anyone takes this fool seriously is beyond me.

[Liz Truss @trussliz]

My response to the King's Speech 👇

[🇺🇿 @pogbogluV2]

cant even tell him to chin up 💔

[Charlie @CharlieR_]

@griceyforest If you think Farage and his merry band of Blackshirts are the answer then I have a bridge to sell you. Notice how when any reform candidate is even remotely scrutinised about policy they fall apart in dramatic fashion. A populist shit show with no substance behind them.

[Charlie @CharlieR_]

Labour wins biggest majority since 1832 with only a 2% increase in vote share. With reform nipping at Labours heels + the Tory party imploding, the next 5 years are crucial because if Labour fucks this up we will shift heavily to the right. 4 million votes for reform is not good

[Matthew Champion @matthewchampion]

meanwhile, Jacob Rees-Mogg has lost his seat to Labour while standing next to a man wearing a baked beans balaclava

[Happily Dissatisfied @nocontextEFC]

Reform might’ve gotten 50+ seats if it weren’t for a lot of polling stations being in primary schools.

[Charlie @CharlieR_]

Russian aircraft acting with impunity this close to an important strategic target is very very bad for Ukraine. If this doesn’t change I can see Ukraine capitulating within the next 12- 18 months as they cannot keep up with this attritional war without western ammunition.

[Rob Lee @RALee85]

Video of Russian Su-25 attack aircraft operating close to Chasiv Yar. A clear sign of a lack of Ukrainian air defense ammunition.
https://t.co/Cknvg79W0C
https://t.co/gNVH8B0JaP

[☈ッ @TheFergusonWay]

Football hasn't seen Media Training like this in its entire existence.

[Dan Killam @DantheClamMan]

Sauron had a lot of problems, but he knew how to manage a wetland. The Dead Marshes were one of the environmental gems of Mordor, and an impressive nature-based solution to help remediate the environmental damage caused by the corpse issue after the Battle of Dagorlad

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

I actually know the answer to this one! The mirror can see the tomato because it’s riddled with demonic forces and wants to teach your children to be drag queens

[Satan @s8n]

OJ Simpson just arrived down here wtf

[Dr Sean Travers @seanjetravers]

Seconds after the card game rules are explained

[Rob B @RobBfromDerby]

Spot on! Here’s me and the wife shopping on Oxford Street.

[Dave. Just Dave. @davidwhittam]

How does he think it feels to live here? I don't even dare wear clothes in case I get mugged. I just wander round nude with my Oyster card jammed up my arse.

[Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @InkMasterbator]

I helped a Nazi cover-up their swastika tattoo today. Looking at it now you'd never know it was there, pretty wild what six feet of dirt can do.

[Alan Shearer @alanshearer]

I have informed the BBC that I won’t be appearing on MOTD tomorrow night.

[Charlie @CharlieR_]

The BBC is "impartial"
-Linekar makes a comment about Language- Punished
-TV Show about nature cut because it will offend right wing lobbying groups
-Fiona Bruce defending Stanley Johnson breaking his wife's nose
-BBC Chairman Richard Sharp, Ex Banker Tory Donor.

This is nuts