Tom Chartrand

[Tom Chartrand @ChartLandTom]

Pretty sure @dots specifically makes more of the shitty flavors because we don't know until after we buy the box and I assume cheaper? #orangeflavorsucks #lemonsuckstoo #candy #ontoyou

[Tom Chartrand @ChartLandTom]

Thanks to the man with the most punchable face @tedcruz for the inspiration for my new bumper sticker. #youreterrible #seriouslyyousuck #kidsandanimalshateyou #trumpwontbangyourwife

[Tom Chartrand @ChartLandTom]

@esaagar since you and @krystalball are talking on the 2024 election, Could you please do a story on the @LPMisesCaucus took over the entire libertarian party, overthrew the elites, and now offer a real alternative in 2024?

[Tom Chartrand @ChartLandTom]

If you think round-a-bouts are safe and effective, you clearly haven't driven in one. #TrafficUpdate #governmentfails #greenbay #literallyeverywhere #peoplecantdrive

[Tom Chartrand @ChartLandTom]

Much like most things in life, the solution is get government out of our lives #Libertarian #SupremeCourt #RoeVsWade #menshouldntmakelawsforwomen #arewefree #GOPHypocrisy

[Tom Chartrand @ChartLandTom]

Chances are if a business is "experiencing staff shortages" they probably pay their employees in handshakes and hair. #

[Indianapolis Colts @Colts]

Going to miss you, @TomBrady.

[Tom Chartrand @ChartLandTom]

Hear me out...@packers trade @AaronRodgers12 to the @dallascowboys for @dak ...BOOM everything is fixed

[Tom Chartrand @ChartLandTom]

@ScottWalker doing everything he can to never hold public office again #RINO #scottwalkerisadumbass

[Scott Walker @ScottWalker]

If Governor Tony Evers (D-Wisconsin) had called out the National Guard at the start of the riots last year in Kenosha it would have ended the violence and there would be no trial. Peace comes from strength, not woke weakness.

[Tom Chartrand @ChartLandTom]

@AM_Rohland The prosecutor definitely made some mistakes but this pudgy douche definitely should be guilty #KyleRittenhouseIsGuilty #RittenhouseTrial #stopkillingminorities #notselfdefense

[UrinatingTree @UrinatingTree]

The equivalent of how the Kansas City Chiefs are treating Jordan Love's mother and girlfriend:

[The Onion @TheOnion]

George W. Bush Spends Sleepless Night Wondering If He To Blame For Long-Term Collapse Of Texas Rangers https://t.co/7xrF00WtUU

[Tom Chartrand @ChartLandTom]

Wow, they made @Jeopardy unwatchable by having Joe buck guest host. The voice is too much, I feel like I'm watching the @dallascowboys loose.

[Jake Duke @JakeDuke1]

Hats off to @DanGinnane for getting not one ... but TWO Simpson references into his commentary today. First a nod to Jack Gosiewski’s ‘Don Mattingly style’ haircut ... and then he actually called Brad Parker ‘Hank Scorpio’. Well done sir, masterclass stuff! #NRL##NRLManlyTitans

[Tom Chartrand @ChartLandTom]

@thehill Yes

[Tom Chartrand @ChartLandTom]

@thehill Yes

[The Hill @thehill]

Obama says his daughters have "covered their ears" when he raps: "They think it's painful" https://t.co/DAEVIicrzR

[Tom Chartrand @ChartLandTom]

Agreed! Daylight savings time is dumb af #stoptheclock #DaylightSavingTime #isdumb

[Marco Rubio @marcorubio]

Soon we will have to comply with the senseless twice a year “time change”.

We need to pass my bill to make daylight savings permanent.

More daylight in the evenings results in fewer car accidents & robberies. And it allows kids to play outside longer.

#LockTheClock

[Tom Chartrand @ChartLandTom]

@RandPaul Where was this fight when dipshit #Trump was in office? Come on, man.

[Tom Chartrand @ChartLandTom]

Pretty sure @RonJohnsonWI is actively trying to not get reelected. I can't believe I campaigned for you. #CovidReliefBill #whatadisgrace #moron

[John Nichols @NicholsUprising]

Wisconsin is prepared to officially relinquish Ron Johnson to his native Minnesota.