Cody R. Olson

Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness. 🇺🇸🦅 1996 -

[Cody R. Olson @codyrolson]

@TheWontonShawn That’s a good pick

[Buzz Patterson @BuzzPatterson]

Ladies and gentlemen, you’re paying for Taylor Swift’s wedding. On a holiday weekend. In brutal heat. In NYC.

This is really stupid.

[Cody R. Olson @codyrolson]

A wedding at Madison Square Garden is narcissistic behavior, I’m sorry

[Jeff Dye @JeffDye]

🙌🏼💯

[Cody R. Olson @codyrolson]

@azdavid93 Eh I’m here for it

[Cody R. Olson @codyrolson]

@nickbot69 Looking good and hoping you got a great weekend ahead of you!!

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

*EAGLE SCREECH*

🦅🦅🦅🦅

[Jeff Dye @JeffDye]

I love America so much I’ll even watch soccer to be patriotic.

[Cody R. Olson @codyrolson]

I don’t care about soccer, but I love America! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Cody R. Olson @codyrolson]

🇺🇸

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

[Republicans @Republicans]

Also Democrats: “Guy with Nazi tattoo for Senate!!”

[Cody R. Olson @codyrolson]

Sitting at a 6:39 mile time for a 30 year old male. Is that good or does it need work?

[Cody R. Olson @codyrolson]

I run 50 flights of stairs in my apartment building stairwell every day because the gym doesn’t have a stair master. This guy walked into the stairwell today and looked at me like I was fucking crazy

[Cody R. Olson @codyrolson]

I have two friends who met wealthy people and are engaged and my boss also met a wealthy man and they’re married.
Why don’t I get lucky like that? Lol

[Cody R. Olson @codyrolson]

@LePainDeSeigle One flaw though - would that entitle them to diplomatic immunity?

[tristan @finalboytristan]

Praying Neve Campbell is back for Scream 8

[André Béliveau @TheRealBeliveau]

Good originalist interpretation of the Constitution, bad policy. To paraphrase the late-great Justice Antonin Scalia: there are many things that are stupid and yet they are constitutional.