Chase McDowell

-insert low-key depressive funny statement for bio here- hey, lets talk about cars🤙🏻

[Chase McDowell @Chase1022]

@ericd403 join me

I entered to win this amazing PC Upgrade bundle from @JayzTwoCents! https://t.co/46WKD4bnZe

[Bamu @BamuBlastman]

I hate people in the kitchen at the same time as me

[Chase McDowell @Chase1022]

@ericd403 Wanna share? Lol

[Amber lee ⚓ @AmberNanez]

Brides are cancelling their big day. People are dying alone. Funerals of no more than 10 people. Healthcare workers staying away from their family for weeks/months to prevent infecting them with COVID- 19. The list goes on..
Meanwhile there’s SELFISH people on my snap partying..

[katherine @kansassykat]

when you realize the coronavirus stimulus bill completely throws college aged kids under the bus because their parents still claim them as dependents so they can’t get $1200 but they’re over the age of 16 so their parents don’t get $500 for them

[chunky fila @chunkyfila]

2020 has been so shitty. kobe died, the economy is crashing, coronavirus is shutting everything down..... its like god got bored and handed over the controller to the angel of a florida man

[Cᴀʀʟᴏs 𓅓♕ @_AyeeCarlos_]

THIS MAN IS A GENIUS he figured out the Corona virus problem 😮

[Chase @chaselyons]

when you’re at a party and you get a Canvas alert that your exam has been graded

[Chase McDowell @Chase1022]

@sarah_dunivan Wow, so im chopped liver?

[Chase McDowell @Chase1022]

@mal_anne_32 Girl, i woke up this morning at 3 just to sneeze 7 times 🙄🙄🙄

[Chase McDowell @Chase1022]

@sarah_dunivan it me

[ @vinnybrack]

I ain’t ever hear a fart hit third gear https://t.co/suxC7XXm4I

[. @masondotpsd]

i swear the worst part about the mcdonald’s line late night drivethru is the pos cars that sound terrible and you think it’s your car.

[sloane @skipper]

have a good night!!!

...or else

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

I’m actually rather proud of this. https://t.co/cjWP4sKODR

[DJ QA @studentofmemez]

“I can still get 8 hours of sleep if I fall asleep in the next three minutes” and other things I tell myself at night