Chase.

Self-made dollanaire

[Harrison Weinreb @harriweinreb]

I’m going in for a very risky surgery. There’s a 5% chance of survival. And that’s just for the surgeon

[Emo Philips @EmoPhilips]

I bet everyone is going through their fossil drawer right now

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse]

The guy that created the “wind chill” factor died recently. He was 88 but felt like 67.

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

A real hunter gatherer

[sacha @internetsacha]

accidentally watched 30 minutes of a breaking bad episode at 1.5x speed didn’t even realize it was like damn these dudes are hauling ass today

[samn @Spam_Jones]

You call that a tuck in? I’m gonna be squirming around all night

[psychotronica @psychotronica_]

Project Grizzly
1996 / Canada / Peter Lynch

Canadian inventor Troy Hurtubise tests his armored grizzly bear protection suit

[mothman @mothmanbot]

Mothman is real and he offered me cocaine in a dimly lit jc penny’s

[Sam Saulsbury @SamuelSaulsbury]

The guy with the worst grades should get to give a graduation speech too. Let me hear both sides

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Box With Cooking Instructions Immediately Retrieved From Trash https://t.co/XgjVMWdgNB

[lil jon lovitz(?) @liljonlovitz]

[calling you 30 mins after we just hung out] did you take it easy like i told you to

[Dubs World @DubsWorld7]

Andrew Wiggins with the Penny Hardaway special 🤯

[Errai @errai]

Nice apple that you have there, but let's see how it compares to my orange

[Vincent Bevins @Vinncent]

The opening sentences of the Washington Post editorial opposing Chile's new constitution ↘️

[depths of internet archive @internetdepths]

The John Cusack Web Site (December 1996)

[Astroblast65.bsky.social @Astroblast65]

Damn, she’s good

[Ben Wexler @mrbenwexler]

Oh my goodness watch this