Chase🔮

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[Mia @boygrrI]

my shooters like snails move slow but slime regardless

[Sports Season @SportsSeason_]

Boy layered the butter instead of putting it all at the top, I would’ve put some singles in his shirt

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

It's bare minimum friday, don’t you let that job stress you out today

[may @callam5y]

oh good heavens however will i grow more plants to fight back these zombies

the ever bountiful sunflower:

[Aspec-xua @goatmonty]

men will beat dark souls, but never attempt to confront the dark soul within

[dan @Dansplainer]

a small vial labeled POISON with a skull on it would hit the spot right now

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

What’s stopping the target employees from picking me up by my arms and legs and tearing me apart

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

"this shit ain't nothing to me man" actually does help me get through the day sometimes. Thank you Dracula

[q _ q @quipflops]

call em claymation the way theyre trying to Stop my Motion

[Jermaine Watkins @JermaineWatkins]

Sade.

No Ordinary Love

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

hitting my chud son in the noggin with a cinderblock

[Mitya @Discollaborator]

Got caught frolicking in the meadows again. Whole village is talking about it. Saying I'm "too soft" to be a knight. That's fine. They can keep talking, and I'll keep frolicking, and we'll see who comes out more knightly in the end.

[dick kickem @iShitInMyJNCOS]

Fart blew my balls into my skull and they rattled like dice in a Yahtzee cup

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

High in bass pro shops with my hands behind my back like it's the louvre

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

i gotta learn how to burst into flames because being pissed just ain't enough anymore

[12,000 angry bees @WWaltuhh]

New years resolutions:
Sting people
Sting people
Sting people
Sting people
Sting people
Sting people
Sting people
Sting people
Sting people
Sting people
Sting people
Sting people
Sting people
Sting people
Sting people
Sting people
Sting people
Sting people
Sting people
...

[mat 𓆟 @dumbassmat]

The bad thing about wearing glasses is that every so often i have to hit this emote