Uncle Ben

[Uncle Ben @CheekyUncleBen]

I used to be cheeky. Now I'm just depressed. Jemima left me.

One RT equals one respect.

Think of all the times my rice has helped you.

[Uncle Ben @CheekyUncleBen]

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[Uncle Ben @CheekyUncleBen]

Getting high on my own supply.

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@DivasCloset13 @amazon Now there's no excuse for buying inferior brands.

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@Petelacey70pete I like to beat the rush at the post office.

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@AlizaRose4 That's not an encouraging sign. I had scoliosis as a child.

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@Abby_LeBlanc233 Are you illiterate or do you intentionally compose your sentences in such a manner as to be incomprehensible?

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@EvelynPaul__ Thank you very much. I lay the eggs myself. 🐓🐓🐓

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@mbliss21 Your dedication has not gone unnoticed. Have a gold star. ⭐️

[Uncle Ben @CheekyUncleBen]

@Beechy96 Why are you the way that you are? I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.

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@Charlie56338010 Where dey at dough?

[Uncle Ben @CheekyUncleBen]

@robr7373 Perfect every time! Just like Arouna!

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@kseddon11 #Kone2015

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@smith_aaryn Have another. It's so dang tasty!

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@vulgarswami Who puts rice in the oven? Microwave or hot plate yes but oven? You're a fool.

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@Kinkz405 No. Merely friends with benefits.

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@jordanthomas988 I sold $16,056,800 worth of rice today. What did you do?

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@wuw2hear That's not what I wanted to hear. I wanted to hear that it's ok for me to be attracted to furniture.

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@Beechy96 Dead.

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@Beechy96 Boo you whore 👎🏾