Michelle Iarmus

I'm much funnier and better looking on the internet

[Samantha @itssamanthaaaa_]

Whilst the names of the people who took Brianna’s life are now public it’s important to note that Brianna Ghey is the only name that should continue to be remembered from today and so on.

♥️

[Béi 💫 @WriterofQueen]

Legit this just happened between Mollie and Harry #TheTraitorsUK #TheTraitors

[Ben Smoke @bencsmoke]

not being rude but im actually alright for not knowing the current status of the king’s prostate

[Oonagh @Okeating]

The continual recommissioning of Mrs Brown's Boys.

[Michelle Iarmus @ChelleEllEee]

@pankp007 @TimmyMallett Slept in my Arctic Monkeys t-shirt and woke up in Knee Socks!

[Benny James @Beno_ldn]

While many complain about life in general and the cost of living etc, I am sitting on a sofa that costs £3,500, lovely and warm in front of a fire place costing £2,300, watching the latest film on a 90" smart TV that costs £4,000.

Right now, I'm so happy, with no worries and not a care in the world.

Not even the staff at John Lewis, who keep asking me to leave can spoil my day.

[remand chic @our_jesse]

@LMAsaysno I think the later you open your presents in the day, the more Tory you are

[Michelle Iarmus @ChelleEllEee]

@_dealjr Also, who gives a fuck whether you like the show or not, Chandler was a character you cunts, Matthew Perry is an actual fucking person outside of that

[Laura Kirk-Francis @LauraKirk12]

Whenever they randomly do the little trumpet noise during the rugby my brain thinks it's the start of My Humps by Black Eyed Peas

[David Seaman MBE ~ SafeHands @thedavidseaman]

Still love watching this!!!! ♥️

[Michelle Iarmus @ChelleEllEee]

@TheNewsAtGlenn @AyshaSoper 🤣🤣🤣

[Danny Corcoran @calcio_danny]

Nothing screams Milan vs. Juventus like a picture of Rome

[Michelle Iarmus @ChelleEllEee]

@scott_mills Either The Dark Knight (i mean for the whole film, but that opening scene!) or season 1 of Killing Eve, so sharp, sexy and clever.

[🚨The Celebration Police🚨 @PLCPolice]

William Saliba empties his pockets at the end of the night....
#ARSMCI

[Differently Dave @GoldenVision90]

Hey girl are you the North of England, because I want to promise you the greatest rail you’ve ever had and then immediately disappoint you.