Acherontia

She/her. My opinions are my own but you can rent them.

[Acherontia @ChelseaCedar]

This is it! Today's the day. The New Cannabis Consumer Guide, right here, right now:

https://t.co/tAvvYDUJeU

If you have ever felt confused or skeptical about cannabis claims,

If you haven't had a lot of great experiences,

If you want to save money,

I WROTE THIS FOR YOU!

[Acherontia @ChelseaCedar]

@visakanv I roll satin fabric between my fingers with the weaves perpendicular so it glides satisfyingly.

[Dooner 🇺🇸 @TimothyDooner]

Holy sh*t, never realized how much Freebird needed bagpipes

[Acherontia @ChelseaCedar]

I'm talking can't-leave-more-than-a-couple-pieces-of-jewelry-to-your-kid low. Can't-leave-the-full-value-of-the-house low

[Acherontia @ChelseaCedar]

There should be an incredibly low limit on inherited wealth

[Populism Updates @PopulismUpdates]

Tell me your most radical position that cannot be placed on the left-right political spectrum

[Acherontia @ChelseaCedar]

Taboo fantasies are not only normal, they're important. Fantasy is one of the ways to incorporate the shadow self without actually hurting anyone

[Acherontia @ChelseaCedar]

@violetmelodies @mezentius_II @Komaniecki_R Oh no it's the Dirty Ditties Director

[Acherontia @ChelseaCedar]

@FoundationDads Oh pssh, what clickbait

[Acherontia @ChelseaCedar]

@OldHollowTree @realpeteyb123 Many women do OF (and other sex work) *because* they are mothers. It allows them to support their families and still spend lots of time with their children.

[Acherontia @ChelseaCedar]

So it might be more accurate to say the fun of motherhood is both less and more. Complexity blossoms from constraint. Fun is fun, and joy, fulfillment and awe, all at once.

(And all those other types of fun are still there when you can find childcare 😘) 5/5

[Acherontia @ChelseaCedar]

OP's question is twelve kinds of garbage and the responses are *hilarious* (yes, let's try religion, I'm sure this time will be different) but I want to talk about the fun of motherhood. 1/5

[Ryan B. Anderson @OldHollowTree]

@realpeteyb123 Fun is the great evangelizer. What is the polar opposite of OnlyFans? Motherhood? Show how much fun motherhood is.

[Acherontia @ChelseaCedar]

Some of the most fun that I have had in my life–and I have had a lot of fun–has been my kid cracking up about some random movie pratfall and then suddenly we're all caught up in it, laughing about the sound of laughter until we can barely breathe 4/5

[Acherontia @ChelseaCedar]

@mistressmatisse @ask_aubry Can confirm

[Acherontia @ChelseaCedar]

@DDDrewDaniel Dapples

[Acherontia @ChelseaCedar]

People asking "does massage work or merely feel good?" same as "does cannabis actually support mental health or is it merely fun?"
Y'all. PLEASURE. IS. MEDICINAL. Having fun is healthful!! We have GOT to get free of this puritan bullshit

[Acherontia @ChelseaCedar]

@visakanv Ah yes. Mine recently left Too Much Soap and is now in Too Much Tape

[Acherontia @ChelseaCedar]

@SaintGrimace @Bunagayafrost @Aella_Girl Set down your psychic distress (as long as you were respectful and generous).

[Acherontia @ChelseaCedar]

@nomanautomata Because he's a powerful man who matched her freak

[Acherontia @ChelseaCedar]

@dissproportion Hard to imagine feeling threatened or upset by a partner having a crush 🤷🏻‍♀️