leaving my workout class this AM, the front desk girl goes “have a nice-“ and then she stopped herself and corrected, “try to take care of yourself today” 💔
Therapist: and what do we do when we’re deeply depressed on election night?
Me: Put up the Christmas tree.
Therapist: No- actually yes. That’s not a bad idea.
I live in Los Angeles and I get mail everyday. Bills and junk mostly. But every time my family members send me a card, it doesn’t show up and it doesn’t get returned.
Is someone really stealing my bday and Xmas cards hoping there’s cash or gift cards in them? That’s so low
Today I did a voice over and got flagged for saying Hyundai wrong.
My whole life I thought it was high-Yun-die!
It’s: hun-day
Is it me??? Does everyone know this??
Now that I’m finished ripping on jet blue…
I know I don’t look like her, but I truly believe I could do Raygun justice if you let me play her in a biopic. We have unmatched white-girl rhythm and identical unfounded confidence.
@JetBlue@united Last one. This was the help received from the chat @jetblue - I waited 30 minutes to receive this cold response. When @united was delayed I chatted them and they immediately apologized and asked how to fix it. They refunded my flight no questions asked.
@JetBlue make it make sense:
I’m buying a flight, I put in my credit card info (less than a minute) and click pay and it doesn’t go through. I get no time out message, nothing. Just refreshed back to the same page. I try twice more. No luck.
@JetBlue I fly 4+ times a month and I’ll do everything I can to avoid them. Booking same day w/them was my only choice since my United flight was delayed 3 hours. @united gave me a full refund immediately and apologized for the trouble. They
get it 🙏🏼
@ChrisJetBlueRep@JetBlue 🫠. Over the past few months I had JetBlue delays (totally understandable), a crashed site/app where I couldn’t cancel a flight in time for the refund and no one would help me bc the hour I waited on the phone took me over the 24 hour window, and this. Boo.
It’s so cute when my Roomba plays a lil game of hide and seek with me and a week later I find it on the patio wedged under the couch strangling a dog toy.