chelsee ritschard

[chelsee ritschard @ChelseeJaane]

I fucking hate birds

[Blair @__seab]

Shoutout all my millennials who are trying to make moves to plan the rest of their lives but are also keenly aware that there is no future

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

The strong move quiet.

[chelsee ritschard @ChelseeJaane]

Deb says "did you have fun last night" idk Debra idk

[chelsee ritschard @ChelseeJaane]

And there's purple puke all over my rocks.. and the WINDHSEILD

[chelsee ritschard @ChelseeJaane]

I always wonder what it's like to go out and not wake up wondering what the fuck happened

[chelsee ritschard @ChelseeJaane]

I just turned off that 70's show to watch the news. What's happening to me

[chelsee ritschard @ChelseeJaane]

I just found popcorn in my hair.. If that shows how successful my day was

[chelsee ritschard @ChelseeJaane]

“@autocorrects: OPEN THIS 😂😭” @bri_brock_420

[chelsee ritschard @ChelseeJaane]

@SamMurphy024 I think of you everytime lmfao because of that night at Ashley's you wouldn't stop saying "be inspired"

[chelsee ritschard @ChelseeJaane]

@SamMurphy024 I just went to this meeting about cutting all the negative out of you're life and what you're time is worth. Lol inspiring

[chelsee ritschard @ChelseeJaane]

So inspired right now. @SamMurphy024

[chelsee ritschard @ChelseeJaane]

I just want all of nicki minaj's wigs

[chelsee ritschard @ChelseeJaane]

I'm sure you've seen weirder things here. Move along

[chelsee ritschard @ChelseeJaane]

Sometimes I just like to sit and eat my chicken in the wal mart parking lot. Nothing to stare at

[Jordyn Park @jordynp696]

"@ChelseeJaane: Pegging-Instead of the man sticking his penis up the womans butt, the woman wears a strap-on and stick it up the mans butt."

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

I Told you not to.

I told you.

You never listen to me about candy.

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(860): I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"