Chelsea 🪩

reality tv & Calvin Harris 🫶 always caffeinated, regularly pink, usually sparkly ✨
Mark🌻💍 • she/her •

[Chelsea 🪩 @Chelseeea92]

THIS DID NOT JUST HAPPEN OMFG #LoveIsland

[Chelsea 🪩 @Chelseeea92]

"Ope continues his ongoing battle with gravity" is the type of journalism that means I can never leave this app, 10/10 no notes #loveisland

[All Things Love Island UK @_AllThingsLIUK]

PRESS REKEASE - S13 EP 2
#LoveIsland #LoveIslandUK

[Chelsea 🪩 @Chelseeea92]

@Real1tyCh omg I said this too 😂😂

[Chelsea 🪩 @Chelseeea92]

early doors obvi but this cast seems good, I like the mix up in format why not, people seem more normal & hopefully that means more chaos. I'm locked in for the next 2 months, love island season is here baby #loveisland

[Chelsea 🪩 @Chelseeea92]

I'm sorry is this new bombshell a white walker? He's actually a bit scary 🫪 #loveisland

[Chelsea 🪩 @Chelseeea92]

Jasmine clocking it already she's so right why is bitch coming out your mouth that readily Lorenzo #loveisland

[Chelsea 🪩 @Chelseeea92]

@buffys if you see this you don't have to be post, you are protected 😌🫶

[Chelsea 🪩 @Chelseeea92]

me defrosting every 6 months to entertain everyone with my #loveisland tweets

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

My problem is I believe I’m supposed to have fun every single day

[Chelsea 🪩 @Chelseeea92]

ob 👏 sessed 👏

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Bulgaria has won #Eurovision 2026, defeating Israel.

[Chelsea 🪩 @Chelseeea92]

@RichardJSincie my thoughts exactly 😂

[Chelsea 🪩 @Chelseeea92]

I'd like to keep it on please #Eurovisión2026

[Chelsea 🪩 @Chelseeea92]

going through my @SpotifyUK top songs ever playlist & obviously @CalvinHarris is my no.1 artist, one kiss is my most played song - no shocks. But Blessings came out 1 year ago & I've listened to it 113 times, iconic truly 😅

[Chelsea 🪩 @Chelseeea92]

(as I tweet this I realise it's maybe the Justin Timberlake link lmao but still I maintain I am sad)

[Chelsea 🪩 @Chelseeea92]

it's mother's day in the US & I've not seen a single lonely island post, this teamed with no "it's gonna be may" memes?! This is so millennial of me but omg culture is dying I'm so sad 😭

[Josh @JoshAlexCairo]

The UK public celebrates a genuine national treasure on his centenary, which coincides with a landslide of council votes for a political party that rejects net zero, wants to defund the institutions that Attenborough's life has enriched, and doesn't care about nature. Go figure.

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

"listen to your body"

my body: go get a cinnamon roll the size of a tire

[Batfox Pictures @Batfox_Pictures]

Released in June 1998, “Vindaloo” became one of the defining unofficial anthems of the 1998 World Cup. Created by Fat Les, featuring Keith Allen, Blur’s Alex James and Damien Hirst, it reached number two in the UK behind “3 Lions 98” and turned terrace-chant nonsense into a full national singalong.

[Chelsea 🪩 @Chelseeea92]

also Pat Cahill was his support act & was with him at the pub & he was a total BABE. Loved him

[Chelsea 🪩 @Chelseeea92]

John Kearns has been my favourite comedian for a while now & we saw him in Portsmouth tonight, the show was SO 👏 GOOD 👏 then bumped into him in the pub after & he spent ages chatting to us & was just the loveliest guy, what an evening 🥹