Chelsea💤

The Pink Ladies Pledge: to act cool, to look cool, and to be cool. ‘Til death do us part, THINK PINK. (she/her)

[Chelsea💤 @ChelsiiDoodle]

*Has a flat tire 200+ miles from home*

*Still calls dad to cry about it*

[Chelsea💤 @ChelsiiDoodle]

@chrismelSchleeb Shape of a dad on vacation 🤙

[Chelsea💤 @ChelsiiDoodle]

@SunCountryAir Good to know, thanks

[Chelsea💤 @ChelsiiDoodle]

@SunCountryAir we’ve had a group of people waiting to check in for our flight in Orlando for over an hour, anything we can do to get the process sped up?

[Chelsea💤 @ChelsiiDoodle]

No one’s at our check in station

[Chelsea💤 @ChelsiiDoodle]

Are my family sweets people? No. Will that stop me from making 3 dozen cookies to bring to them for belated Christmas? Absolutely not. Do I know my dad will gorge himself on all 30+ cookies by himself in less than 3 days? Yes. And that’s what keeps me going, dear reader.

[Chelsea💤 @ChelsiiDoodle]

I swear, nothing entertains me as much as Zack talking in his sleep.

[Chelsea💤 @ChelsiiDoodle]

@McPhoodleDoodle Sometimes they’re not so bad, most times I wanna gag even thinking about the taste of eggs. The struggle

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

sorry I haven’t texted you back in a month. the old world is dying and the new one struggles to be born. now is the time of monsters.

[Chelsea💤 @ChelsiiDoodle]

My apartment building has been plowing the parking lot since 3:30am and I am this 🤏 close to losing my goddamn mind

[Chelsea💤 @ChelsiiDoodle]

Shameful.

Wordle 237 6/6

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[Chelsea💤 @ChelsiiDoodle]

I will not be taking any criticism the rest of the day, thanks. Wordle 230 2/6

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[Chelsea💤 @ChelsiiDoodle]

Wordle 227 3/6

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[Chelsea💤 @ChelsiiDoodle]

One of my top 5 favorite things about my bf is that he doesn’t care about any sport/team enough where we would have to watch an actual game on TV

[Chelsea💤 @ChelsiiDoodle]

@TheGudahlDays Or brag that it’s impossible to get an A🙄 like, just admit you’re bad at teaching

[Chelsea💤 @ChelsiiDoodle]

I’m not Team Edward or Team Jacob, I’m team Leave Charlie Alone

[Chelsea💤 @ChelsiiDoodle]

Dear fucking LORD, exactly. Maybe try to understand it before trying to use it as a buzzword, mmmkay?

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

PSA: HIPAA only applies to those who work in the healthcare industry or their associates who have access to your medical data. It doesn’t apply to teachers, or the maitre d’ at a restaurant, or the person behind the gym counter. So yes, they can ask you about vaccination status.

[Chelsea💤 @ChelsiiDoodle]

Can’t do anything before, need to recover from doing things after, life is a nightmare

[Dani @justarandomdani]

nothing ruins a person with ADHD’s day like a 3pm appointment

[Chelsea💤 @ChelsiiDoodle]

This Wednesday has some very intense Monday vibes and I am SICK of it.

[Chelsea💤 @ChelsiiDoodle]

Half of this flight is just my family