Blackwater

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[Blackwater @ChemoAddict69]

Even George Floyd?

[shelbystardust @shelbystardust]

UNPOPULAR OPINION: I actually think it’s totally fine to wish for and/or celebrate an absolutely horrible person’s death 🤗

[Blackwater @ChemoAddict69]

Wanted to do a book thread for the friends who suggested it. Didn’t like enough of the book to create a full thread from it.

Macadamia nut encrusted Swordfish

[Blackwater @ChemoAddict69]

Poser serial killer who only got into it for the lifestyle

[Blackwater @ChemoAddict69]

@achamothra @CahetelRosier I really liked that movie. Watched it just hearing it was a good Japanese movie

[Blackwater @ChemoAddict69]

People without a costco membership in a small town are the equivalent of an untouchable class

[Blackwater @ChemoAddict69]

Not now kitten Daddy’s overcoming material attachment

[Blackwater @ChemoAddict69]

If an alien were to eat me id hope thay they’d use a smoker so they can render my delicious fatty cuts

[Blackwater @ChemoAddict69]

The year is 2060 and the zoomer president is watching short video content created by his advisors

[Blackwater @ChemoAddict69]

Going on chaturbate to look for a wife

[Blackwater @ChemoAddict69]

Do not ask for whom the troonout beckons, it beckons for thee

[Blackwater @ChemoAddict69]

Watching any remaining respect leave my supervisor’s eyes as I bring up my interest in “artisanal ketchups”

[Blackwater @ChemoAddict69]

@dickexpert It do be like that

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@BoundaryBreak Thank you for your service

[Blackwater @ChemoAddict69]

The lizards and spiders and millipedes in my bathroom keep the cockroaches in a tight ecological balance

[Blackwater @ChemoAddict69]

@mellybysea So sorry for you Brits. The new coming out of the UK is genuinely astounding. I’ll pour one out for the oppressed back in England

[Blackwater @ChemoAddict69]

@achamothra Summer is that you?

[Blackwater @ChemoAddict69]

Autistic guy gets a job where all he does is call and text and email and people get mad at him for his texts and calls and emails

[Blackwater @ChemoAddict69]

Sorry I’d hangout but you aren’t one of three people with the required level of brain damage to communicate with me

[H.A. Hazony @HAHazony]

VP @JDVance tells @michaeljknowles that the economic position of the Republican party has moved from Milton Friedman to Alexander Hamilton.

Less laissez-faire and more American developmentalism.

The economy is a tool to provide a good life for citizens.

[Blackwater @ChemoAddict69]

Got a big meeting so jelqing beforehand to intimidate the vendor