“If even someone like you can be emperor, what have we got to be ashamed of?”
Yao Chang was originally a general under Fu Jian in ancient China. Cruel and vicious, he later rebelled, killed Fu Jian, and became a ruler himself.
One day, he suddenly asked his ministers, “We all used to be Fu Jian’s ministers. Now I’m emperor, and you’re still ministers. Aren’t you ashamed?”
One of them shot back, “If even someone like you can be emperor, what have we got to be ashamed of being ministers?”
Yao Chang and everyone else burst out laughing.
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Humans built a justice system, then made the livestock answer to it.
Henry II made his friend Thomas Becket archbishop. Becket then defended the Church against him.
In 1170, four knights murdered Becket. Henry’s exact angry words remain disputed. The friend became a saint.
In 1791, Louis XVI fled Paris in disguise, only to be recognized and stopped at Varennes. The escape wrecked trust in the monarchy. A royal getaway has one awkward detail: the face is already famous.
Legend says Alfred the Great hid in a cottage, forgot the cakes, and got scolded by his hostess.
The story appeared after his lifetime. Even medieval royal PR knew that a king needed one relatable disaster.
Later accounts say France’s Charles VI feared he was made of glass and might shatter.
His kingship came with armies, courtiers, and a terror that no amount of royal authority could command away.
The Rubicon was a small river with a large consequence.
In 49 BC, Caesar crossed it with troops, defying Rome's authorities and setting off civil war. The difficult part was never getting his sandals wet.