Chewy May

A New York City based stand up comic who has been seen all over NYC and then some

[Chewy May @ChewyComedy]

@jestom and I created something with the amazing talents of @PurpleSteel and @jenkwok in response to @GhostInShell #GiTS #PSA #scarlettJo

[Chewy May @ChewyComedy]

I am noticing reversed sexism during The Finals. A man is being told to smile more and injured Spurs fans are being blamed for what they were wearing. #KnicksIn5

[Chewy May @ChewyComedy]

For those getting into their Chinese era… you should be the ones giving out red envelopes the most for better luck #ChineseGirls #chineseera

[Chewy May @ChewyComedy]

I wonder if this challenge is to check the ages of these influencers #2016challenge

[Chewy May @ChewyComedy]

Very humbling when doctors say your age before a blood test #iaintafraidofnoneedle

[Chewy May @ChewyComedy]

If you love constantly resetting your watch for fitness you will love @Apple watches. #consumerism #AppleWatch

[Dr. Yousef 🇵🇸 @yousef_ki1]

If you see this image, put a dot to break the algorithm.

[Chewy May @ChewyComedy]

That’s cool that there’s a bunch of new barricades to stop fare evader cool cool cool… so umm the AC is still not working and we’re about to pass out here but I guess .. priorities…. #MTA

[Chewy May @ChewyComedy]

Day 3 of taking birth control for my endometriosis 😃🤪🥹😭😡🤬🤢🙂🫠 #birthcontrol #endometriosis

[Patrick Rowland @patrickrowland3]

Yearly reminder that Columbus was a bitch! Lol

[Chewy May @ChewyComedy]

Is it heterophobic that while speaking with doctors I always specify I am taking birth control only for my endometriosis? #gayshit

[Chewy May @ChewyComedy]

I am excited to have enough energy to clean & do laundry. This is me now #covid2023 #aging #adulthood

[Q.E.D. @QEDAstoria]

LGBTQED Presents is coming your way this Thurs 8/18 at 9pm. Featuring @jess_salomon @ChewyComedy @TGICarolyn @TristanJMiller1 and more!

Spread the word!

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[Chewy May @ChewyComedy]

If your parents are elderly Asian people do not book them first class tickets with @Delta!! It’s just extra money for them to be yelled at and not helped. #StopAsianHate #protectTheElderly #traveltips

[Q.E.D. @QEDAstoria]

REVEALED: This weekend's QED Presents lineups!

FRI 6/24: @SuniReyes @skyler_higley @ChewyComedy @catocalvin & Stephen Campbell
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SAT 6/25: @MikeDrucker @doioweyoumoney @lizcomedy @TheIgorMartinez & @DiGarbo
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[Chewy May @ChewyComedy]

Anyone else get gassy after working out? Gym Guy :”this music sounds underground and yet smells like hot dogs?” #oopsThatWasMe

[Chewy May @ChewyComedy]

While picking up my niece today a teacher thought I was another Asian kid’s dad. I guess I got a dad bod #sweetDadBod

[Chewy May @ChewyComedy]

Ah everyone just held in their coughs until they got to JFK #pandemicTravel

[Chewy May @ChewyComedy]

The most laughs and the most times you’ll hear I’m sorry #asiancomedyfest

[Chewy May @ChewyComedy]

“The floor is lava” really prepared us for laundry in communal spaces #adulting

[Chewy May @ChewyComedy]

@Plantbasedb1tch Oh this was a long time ago but If you check out the venue they have events all the time

[Chewy May @ChewyComedy]

Hosting this tomorrow #veganBitch #comedyShow