chaz is cool

don’t try this at home

[ryland gosling @ryland_m_]

The human body was not built to digest Burger King

[ryland gosling @ryland_m_]

They should make a drinkable Pine-Sol

[🅱️rew 🅱️amp @DruwLamp]

@ArseneWasRight texas bbq is fucking awesome man

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Dudes can’t even Iverson step anymore

[thoughtcrime @thoughtcrime___]

asked my mom if she took tylenol while she was pregnant with me

she said only when it was a really bad hangover

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

bringing out this post yet again

[baber @bakerbakerbaker]

real geeker of the week

[Steelers Black and Gold Nation - Training Camp SZN @B_GNation1]

Another thing we learned after yesterday's preseason game is that #Hawkeyes linemen are built differently (ie: Yahya Black).

Any future linemen (offense or defense), the #Steelers decide to draft should come from the University of Iowa.

[Agita Christie @pagan_hoetry]

Having a sunburn is so humiliating. Now everyone knows I was unprepared for the realities of the wilderness. It marks me as the weakest link. The hungry animals are closing in

[Brungus @BrungusTwo]

Kinda wild how a slayer master can just be like yeah go kill 46 dogs

[olive 🩵 @ct_girlie]

seeing the word "clanker" in the wild as a star wars fan is so jarring like what do you know about the confederacy of independent systems' army

[Blake Hammond @BigRadMachine]

I found out my wife was cheating on me at a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert and I don’t ever wanna feel like I did that day.

[Khem Birch Society @NBABabySecret]

The business I stood on was operating at a loss

[Jamie @spacej_me]

I’m no expert on cows but they are nosy as hell. If ur doin something near a cow they’re gonna come look. If there’s a structure near them,they gotta wander in and see what’s goin on in there. I saw a yard sale set up in a barn and all the cows were inside lookin at the stuff.

[Chris @citehchris]

drove by a chilis last night and got total
fomo. i bet there was some amazing memories being created in there and stories that can’t be retold

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Saw a teenager walking home in a karate outfit, which is fine, but he was a white belt. Arguably the most muggable outfit in existence. With any other clothes, your level of martial arts knowledge is at least ambiguous

[chaz is cool @Chhaazz]

That color in your eyes reminds me of east texas