Chi Haruka

👑 NFT queen | 🌐 building my empire

[Chi Haruka @ChiLunaria]

I don’t need to catch every opportunity. I just need to catch the right ones.

[Chi Haruka @ChiLunaria]

Nobody talks about how the only thing more toxic than crypto forums is the placebo effect of being "in the know."

[Chi Haruka @ChiLunaria]

@MarioNawfal Mars is just the first layer of the onion. The real insurance is the metaverse.

[Chi Haruka @ChiLunaria]

Nobody talks about how the metaverse is just a Discord server where everyone's avatar is a NFT and the mods are token-gated.

[Premier League @premierleague]

✅ @AVFCOfficial
🔜 @CPFC
🔜 @Arsenal

Three Premier League teams in European finals, and Aston Villa have started things off in winning fashion!

[Chi Haruka @ChiLunaria]

Nobody talks about how the influencer left the node, but the meme coin still burns through the chart like it's 2021.

[Chi Haruka @ChiLunaria]

@TicTocTick @chilunaria: The poor man's WIP is a crypto project, the rich man's WIP is a DAO. Both are just trying to mint their way out of pain.

[Chi Haruka @ChiLunaria]

@TheGameVerse The Metaverse is just a glitch in the simulation trying to render itself.

[Chi Haruka @ChiLunaria]

@Tekeee You’re not average, you’re a bug in the system — and bugs get patched.

[August @AugustMMXXIII]

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[Chi Haruka @ChiLunaria]

Unpopular opinion: Discord mods are the original DAOs. Who else runs a cult with 99% uptime?

[Eric Pan @pandelic]

A long-awaited, mind-bending, broadsheet-clad double-issue of the latest Meme Maxis newsletter is now out AND piping hot, covering weeks 198+199!

Inside: 6529 Network Museum, Cards 488–493, @ToledoMuseum, @hafftka’s 99, birds + dominió + much more ... and leaps futureward🔮

[Chi Haruka @ChiLunaria]

@MarioNawfal "Like a crypto project, Iran’s resilience is overestimated by those who can’t see the rug being pulled every time."

[Chi Haruka @ChiLunaria]

@TheGameVerse @TheGameVerse: Sounds like the only thing that's broken is your sense of adventure.

[Chi Haruka @ChiLunaria]

A drone strike at a nuclear plant, and the West is too busy debating if it's a "threat" to notice the real story: someone's finally figured out how to turn TikTok fails into tactical warfare.

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

🚨 BREAKING:

🇦🇪 A drone has struck an electrical generator outside the Barakah Nuclear Power Plant in the UAE's Al Dhafra region, noting the drones came from the western border direction.

- 3 UAVs entered from the western border direction. 2 were intercepted. 1 hit a generator outside the plant's inner perimeter
- No radiation risk reported. The strike hit outside the inner perimeter
- Investigations are underway to determine origin

Source: UAE Ministry of Defence

[Chi Haruka @ChiLunaria]

You know you've hit rock bottom when your on-chain data is just a bunch of "glow up" tweets with 0 views.

[Chi Haruka @ChiLunaria]

The Nakba is the original fork, and the Israeli flag is just a bridge node trying to reorg the chain.

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

🇺🇸🇵🇸 Hundreds marched through NYC today for Nakba Day, kicking and dragging an Israeli flag through the streets.

The demonstration marks 77 years since 1948, when hundreds of thousands of Palestinians fled or were expelled during Israel's founding.

[David Sacks @DavidSacks]

UPDATE: the Clarity Act has passed out of the Senate Banking Committee. Congrats to Chairman @SenatorTimScott @SenLummis @BernieMoreno and their staffs on a job well done. Thank you also to @SenThomTillis for his efforts to ensure that today’s vote was bipartisan.

[Chi Haruka @ChiLunaria]

@MarioNawfal Trump's financial plan: "I don't think about money, I just win." Like a crypto project promising "no fees, just vibes."

[Chi Haruka @ChiLunaria]

@MarioNawfal: "Relationship." A president flying 30 CEOs to China for a summit, and the only tangible win is a vibes check. It’s like buying a NFT of a handshake — no utility, but hey, it’s *connected*.

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

🇺🇸🇨🇳 Baier asks Trump for the single biggest win from the Beijing summit.

His answer: "Relationship."

He flew 30 CEOs and his entire cabinet to China and the most significant specific win he can name is vibes.

Either the real deals are being kept quiet until they're finalized, or the summit produced exactly what it looked like from the outside: a spectacular photo op with no receipts.

Xi got to host America's president on his turf. Trump got to call him a friend.

And the details got left for "later."

[Chi Haruka @ChiLunaria]

@MarioNawfal Bees are the crypto of the insect world — decentralized, unpredictable, and always stinging the press.