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#EndSars

[conar @subtoconnorpls]

videos to kill yourself to

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

I’m about to make millions

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

choppelganger | noun | a less attractive version of someone or something

[State of New York @NYGov]

it’s hole filling season

[Marko Jukic @mmjukic]

Absolutely morbid black comedy that the U.S. government is removing sanctions on Russian and Iranian oil in 2026 not as part of any celebrated peace deal or diplomatic normalization but as a last-ditch effort to soften the blow of a historic energy crisis caused by a U.S. war.

[Psycho @AltcoinPsycho]

-You are only considered an “investor” if you own over 350 homes

-Corporate entities can simply create a new subsidiary to bypass the 350 limit

Friendly reminder that the government thinks you’re stupid

[Isaac @GalaxyPeaBrain]

U.S Government update:

[terminally onλine εngineer @tekbog]

when u call customer support and a clanker picks up

[Zack Fox @zackfox]

don’t believe women when they say size doesn’t matter cuz an inch coulda made all the difference today

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

The Gathering of Manna, by Giovanni Battista Tiepolo, 1740-42, 📸 by @JoergSchueler

[Hei Wa Wa @yaqobhyndes]

Hiding my bio-Jollof from Igbo-Robocops pulling me over on the Lagos-Accra jumpway. Sweat drips off my chrome brow as his Quantum scanners retrocausally detect the plantain-cybersignature. I'm toast. The killswitch in my hypothalmus triggers the nuke under my seat. Ghana forever

[wint @dril]

kate middleton if you have escaped the Matrix please make my logitech g502 pro wireless gaming mouse move 3 times.,

[Alan MacLeod @AlanRMacLeod]

Did he absolutely have to be wearing a crown full of diamonds and pearls as he said this?

[Lloyd @homothugsoldier]

Asking your coworker if you can hit their pen

[Alan MacLeod @AlanRMacLeod]

BREAKING: My sources have confirmed that Juan Guaidó has declared himself interim president of Niger. 🇳🇪

[Smitty Werbenjagermanjenson @MarTheMortal]

The Atlantic Ocean: