Chelsea 🧙🏻‍♀️

Writer, reader, cinnamon bun eater

[Chelsea 🧙🏻‍♀️ @Chjoas29]

I am very excited about this book because it combines two things I love: Christmas and fantasy.

My writing process was to think of the traditional Hallmark movie tropes and weave a fantasy creature into it. Lots of fun to write in a blisteringly hot Central European summer 🔥

[Chelsea 🧙🏻‍♀️ @Chjoas29]

I’m my parents 4th kids who was born when they were 28. My dad’s parents died when he was early 20s. No guarantee your grandparents will ever see the adult version of you or indeed the baby version!

[jess @slxthkween]

Can we not normalize having kids at 40? My parents had me at 40 and my Oma will never know the adult version of me.

[Chelsea 🧙🏻‍♀️ @Chjoas29]

@strongpotions_ @OctopusEnergy I spent two years contacting them to let them know my meter was crossed with neighbours and nothing was done until I asked to switch to a smart meter. Engineer came out and said “the meter is crossed” yeah I know!!!! Took another year to sort it properly

[Chelsea 🧙🏻‍♀️ @Chjoas29]

Meeting someone who is anti-vax with their kids but does take their dog to the vets for vaccines?????

[r @tennisbish]

I have a soft spot for Mbappé because he reminds me of Kermit the Frog

[Chelsea 🧙🏻‍♀️ @Chjoas29]

A class was making a fruit salad once and one of the kids held the avocado in her hand and missed the stone, stabbing the knife straight into where her finger joins her hand 🤢

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

Since I’ve learned about a surgical term called “avocado hand” I have never taken the avocado pit out using a knife ever again.

[Chelsea 🧙🏻‍♀️ @Chjoas29]

@TopGirlKeiko She also refused ultrasounds and pregnancy check ups which I just cannot understand!

[Chelsea 🧙🏻‍♀️ @Chjoas29]

Refused pregnancy screenings, refused ultrasounds, refused an ambulance twice, paid a random woman who did an online course to be present for the birth 😵‍💫

[TMZ @TMZ]

Influencer Stacey Hatfield allegedly refused ambulance, bled out after home birth.

Details: https://t.co/H09pe0puzF

[. @obvzdaya]

whenever I see haaland I’m like wow he would’ve made the cave women go crazy w a build like that

[Chelsea 🧙🏻‍♀️ @Chjoas29]

I have spoken to so many parents as a teacher to say I think they need to have their eyes/hearing tested and so many are offended that “I know better than them” or think their child is acting for attention by saying they can’t see the board clearly

[一度見たら忘れない話 @Torch_Future]

朝キッチンから母の悲鳴が聞こえたから何事かと思って飛んでったけど爆笑した

[Chelsea 🧙🏻‍♀️ @Chjoas29]

MY BABY’S FOOT IS CONSTANTLY CATCHING MY RIB!! It’s hard to be 5ft nothing and heavily pregnant. There’s no room in my body

[Chelsea 🧙🏻‍♀️ @Chjoas29]

10/10 would recommend a nap with your cat

[Chelsea 🧙🏻‍♀️ @Chjoas29]

I’ve never read a single one of those long ass performative things on the whiteboards at tube stations that are posted on here

[Hana 🧡 @HanaHoops]

This is deadass the funniest video I’ve ever seen

[Chelsea 🧙🏻‍♀️ @Chjoas29]

I’m finally watching the new wuthering heights and it’s absolute ass

[Chelsea 🧙🏻‍♀️ @Chjoas29]

Seeing people say babies don’t need the vitamin k shot because god made them perfect but also think circumcision is necessary

[Chelsea 🧙🏻‍♀️ @Chjoas29]

I go to the gyno, I have my cervix examined and then my baby. I go to work. I teach my gynos daughter ✨

[Chelsea 🧙🏻‍♀️ @Chjoas29]

Peed before I left home. Peed when I go to gyno. Want to pee when I’m still in the waiting room

[Chelsea 🧙🏻‍♀️ @Chjoas29]

My husband will take a month off and I will have 3 years off work where I can nap whenever I want. I can’t nap when I’m teaching all day!!!

[Chelsea 🧙🏻‍♀️ @Chjoas29]

“You’re tired now? Wait till the baby comes”. Yes I’m tired because I’m not sleeping and working full time on my feet as a teacher. When I lay down at night my baby goes full kung fu panda. I am allowed to be tired!!!