Chloe Amber

🌻🌻🌻

[Stevenage FC 🔴⚪ @StevenageFC]

Chairman loves it!

[LBC News @LBCNews]

British Gas owner Centrica has posted operating profits of £1.34 billion in the six months to the end of June, an increase of five-fold on the same period in 2021.

[SPORTbible @sportbible]

“The mandem couldn’t, so the gyaldem did”

Shakespeare reincarnated 😂👏🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Rachel Maclean has just solved the cost of living crisis - turns out all you need to do is get a better paid job and work more hours. For example, you could become and MP and claim £218,000 in expenses on top of your £80k salary like she did last year.

[🤍✨Dipshit Usagi✨🤍 @420mercymain69]

Labor shortage hitting every sector

[Chloe Amber @ChloeMarshall16]

@katieeelouise_x @haveigotnews 😂😂😂

[Listen to cult comedy pod @tonybasnett]

Saw someone eating a tube of Pringles in the street yesterday. Properly blown my mind. Pringles are an indoor crisp

[Emily Murnane @emily_murnane]

Sex is cool but have you tried watching a boy play a video game while you wait for him to have sex with you?

[D🎭🐉🪬 @vantee_spartaa]

9-5’s are really 7-7’s. Barely any time in the evening left

[Mikey Smith @mikeysmith]

“Nobody told me it was against the rules” is a pretty weird thing for a man who was on telly literally every night for an hour telling people what the rules were.

[Andy Murray @andy_murray]

Please record the awkward moment when you tell them you’ve spent most of your career campaigning to have people from Eastern Europe deported.😉

[#NFL @babycr00kz]

Imagine if they had parents evening at uni 😭

Mom: how’s my dear son doing ?
Lecturer: I’ve never seen this man in my life

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

Really enjoying the new government strategy of 'Give everyone massive anxiety' by leaking various lockdown rumours every half hour. Lockdown for Christmas? Perhaps. Lockdown after new years? Maybe. Lockdown in 5 minutes? Fuck you why not.

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

🚨"Who exactly does the @MetPoliceUK work for ma'am? Our citizens, or Boris Johnson?" 🚨

(Location: New Scotland Yard. Sound on)

[Sam @samtotnum]

Cows when they find a new field of grass

[Netflix UK & Ireland @NetflixUK]

when you think when it's just
your husband a Joni Mitchell
has bought you CD so you realise
a gold necklace he must be
for Xmas having an affair

[alexandre afonso @alexandreafonso]

This is extraordinary.