Chlo

[Mitchelle Karoro @KaroroMitchelle]

When I pass away, everyone must sleep at the graveyard, y'all can't leave me alone the first night with people I don't know

[Jay @idek_tb]

Does my dad side of the family talk to me????

[j𝓌✞ @jwaizen]

they went on a legendary run

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me in my 20's with my 63 years old back pain

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

i’ve always wanted to throw a tomato at someone

[Die Darling 🎱 @Smiley_Leslie]

all i want for christmas is 20/20 vision, u hear that santa, u FAT FUCK

[Harram @_harramm]

Oldest daughters are some of the toughest men you'll ever meet

[mecca ;) @spinbackmecca]

i literally been pissed off since September

[Cameron Magruder @ScooterMagruder]

The Eagles might be the worst 9-1 team I've ever seen

[mae @maespov]

i love winter, i hope i freeze to death

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

drake was really spitting here

[toxic king @toxicking]

Just bc I introduced you to my family doesn’t mean I love you, I was just showing them I got hoes

[Jasmine @jasminediaz22]

being single during this time of year sucks lmao i want to be cuddled up rn

[jaila waila 🦂♏️ @jailajai]

If we go bowling and you pull out a bowling bag ?????? I’m going home

[clare @sadderlizards]

i’ve been in a bad mood since i was 11 years old i think

[GW @G_wuapbaby]

A blue Powerade with ice has done more for me than the US government

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

if i fumbled me i’d kill myself

[braylonnn @braylon125]

I may be single for the holidays but at least i'm not buying gifts for a cheater🫶🏼