S Evans

[S Evans @ChoneTweets]

@ProFootballTalk No

[S Evans @ChoneTweets]

@ByRyanWood Triple Dip!

[Will Samples🌱🇺🇸 @sampleswill]

I bought a Dasani water for my worst enemy today.

[W @ZitiDoggsGolf]

If we want to Make America Great Again we should start by bringing back Pizza Hut buffet

[laura 🛸 @slabdaddyWx]

the meteorologist who devised the windchill factor has died. he was 86.

but he felt like 75.

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

Moana 3. moana’s people finally lose their tribe after all the men are recruited to play nosetackle at USC

[Nikhil Krishnan @nikillinit]

My favorite part about farmers market is when cutting the middleman out makes the veggies more expensive

[Doug Gottlieb @GottliebShow]

I see nothing here 😂😂😂😂

[S Evans @ChoneTweets]

For reference

https://t.co/8eyeLesM47

[S Evans @ChoneTweets]

You know why I can’t get behind this Women’s Bball wave? The story from last year where an entire half of a game was played with the wrong sized ball…and no one noticed. And then it was used as an excuse why a team lost…

[S Evans @ChoneTweets]

Bill Clinton is younger than both Trump and Biden

[S Evans @ChoneTweets]

@wendellfp Can’t wait to lose another heartbreaker next year and read on Twitter “WE are SO set up for next year! Can’t wait!!” Eventually you have to actually win a game that matters.

[S Evans @ChoneTweets]

Losing this game to Purdy might be equal to losing to DeVito

[S Evans @ChoneTweets]

We are as close to 2040 as we are to 2007

[Evan Sowards @EvanSowards]

Since taking the vaccine, Travis Kelce has won the Super Bowl, been an all pro twice, and is currently dating the most famous woman on the planet

Since refusing to take the vaccine Rodgers started doing drugs in dark holes, got really into podcasts and tore his Achilles

[S Evans @ChoneTweets]

@StarTribune There is a road south of the store. There is a road north of the store. Once you tear it down I would recommend pouring curbs and sidewalks first and then CONNECT THE ROADs together. You don’t need some night street market for doodles or an equal opportunity falafel stand.

[S Evans @ChoneTweets]

Does Marlins Man take off his jersey when he goes back to Front Row Amy’s hotel room?

[S Evans @ChoneTweets]

@tiggity_tc @Mike_kim714 -200k for a charity of their choice
-PGA gets 20% and it goes to their pension

[S Evans @ChoneTweets]

@ToppsTwinsCards I would immediately ask if the marketing department can multiply 7x$20? Or question the sanity of those paying for the $150 option…

[Chris DeRose | Housing, History, Hotels @chrisderose]

Oppenheimer is sure to revive some debates about the end of WWII. Worth noting: Purple Heart medals awarded in Korea, Vietnam, the Gulf, War on Terror—all 370,000 since 1945—were manufactured for the anticipated invasion of Japan. We have 120,000 remaining.