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[Nyenwe Eli Iwhuruohna @nyerishii]

OGBAKOR IKWERRE CULTURAL ORGANIZATION WORLDWIDE has made its stance clear and has stripped John Mbata of every recognition.

This is also to any son/daughter of Ikwerre Ethnic Nationality.

We are not against anyone joining any organization but let him/she do so in their capacity

[ChopLife Entertainment @Choplifeshow]

@TanqThink Get small shame nau. Na by force to belong? Iya! This ona claim don de irritate person! Igbos on Twitter, collect smak Shane nau... 🤢

[Nwo-Diali 𓃵 @Manlike_ED]

This is how brilliant and intelligent Ibos think and reason. But unfortunately, they are rare and have become an endangered set of people.

They know truly that Ikwerre is not Ibo, though some don’t come out to say it because they’re afraid, but those who are brave enough to say it have my respect. Aside the ones I know offline, I appreciate and applaud them whenever I see them on the X App.

[ChopLife Entertainment @Choplifeshow]

@OgunAshogbon @Tchasloney @Manlike_ED Aswear o! It's so irritating and shameful. How desperate can one be? Which kind by force relationship be dz! Tufia!

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

The Nigerian idea of an elite school is one where you pay a boatload of money for your kids to be "educated" in the syllabus of a country 6,000 miles away, by people who do not look or sound like you, and who come from a completely different historical and civilisational context to your West African reality.

There, they take your kids through the British Key Stage 1-4 assessments where your kids are taught the history of 20th Century Europe, focusing on the Dreadnought, Trench Foot, Mustard Gas, and how Brave, Plucky Britain saved the world from the German threat twice. Despite receiving this education in Africa's largest city, their own West African history is not even a footnote - it simply doesn't exist as far as this syllabus is concerned.

In their Physics class, they are assigned questions like, "Which of the following temperature readings is a fairly warm day? a) -3⁰C b) 5⁰C c) 19⁰C d) 9⁰C"

Despite the evidence of the West African air outside the window telling them that 19⁰C is actually one of the coldest settings on the classroom AC, and cannot possibly be a "fairly warm day" in Lagos - which regularly hits 34⁰C - they learn to pick C as the answer.

Your kids come out at 17, tremendously educated, enlightened, and certified in knowledge and career pathways that have nothing to do with the reality of the society and economy that they live in. From there, they proceed straight to the UK/US/Canada/Australia/Switzerland/France to continue their education and graduate, after which most of them will remain there and contribute to those societies, occasionally uploading a "🇳🇬" flag on October 1 and taking a photo with Jollof rice at @FoodPitanga, because that's all that Nigeria means to them.

After 2 children and a divorce at 42, they will then take a 6 month break from work and travel to Nigeria to find themselves, which usually means getting into a torrid affair with a shekpeteri boy/girl that inevitably leads to severe character development. They then pack up the newly learned lessons and move back to Houston, after which they write a self-published book with a pretentious indigenous name about a girl who travels to the land of her ancestors to find meaning, and becomes friends with a river goddess.

The book sells 15 copies on Amazon and has two 5-star ratings from friends and family.

If you're lucky and they return to Nigeria immediately after studying, they inevitably end up working in Wealth Management at Chapel Hill Denham, where they pointlessly and relentlessly shift money from one rich man's pocket to another without expanding the economy by a single naira; or they launch an app that achieves 2,500 downloads and spends all its funding runway on Marketing and the founder's lifestyle expenditure; or they end up selling "luxury" real estate on behalf of developers who are daddy's friends.

Or they fall off the surface of the earth altogether, and end up in rehab at a quiet private facility in Tema, after developing an expensive cocaine habit in Lagos.

eLiTe eDucAtIon, ladies and gentlemen.

[Reuben Abati @abati1990]

Why Is Bayo Onanuga, Reno Omokri, Daniel Bwala Only Attacking Peter Obi? Was He The Only One Who Challenged Tinubu In The 2023 Elections - Solomon Dalung Asks
https://t.co/W3EL8CK0Yy

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[Omotayo Williams @KadunaResident]

BREAKING: This is one of the bank accounts used Minister Betta Edu to loot N585,189,500. More than half a billion was transferred to one personal/individual Oniyelu Bridget Mojisola for 4 states.

Who is Oniyelu Bridget Mojisola, and why is a single personal account taking cash for 4 states?

Nigeria is a crime scene.

[oseni rufai @ruffydfire]

Someone appointed his brother to audit him?????

[oseni rufai @ruffydfire]

I have watched the Datti interview now many times over and I stand by my position. It would be great to have an interview with Mr Datti.I will like hear him out on his position on things.

[NEFERTITI @firstladyship]

Peter Obi is the only leader in Nigeria that remembered that today is the 3rd Anniversary since the #EndSARS Protests. You don’t buy goodness, you’re either good or you are not! This is why the Youths of Nigeria are behind him. This is the only man whose heart is in the right. 👏

[Field Marshal of the Han Dynasty @General_Oluchi]

I saw BAT supporters positioning themselves in a comment section for an N3k giveaway. One of them even called the giver “the president.”

Don’t tell me you’ve finished the rice and groundnut oil Jagaban gave to you people last year during the campaign. By fair estimation, those items are expected to last “8 yez” so don’t tell me you wasted it all in less than 6 months. How will Tinubu trust you with palliatives if you can’t even ration well? Why are you salivating for the N3k giveaway?

[oseni rufai @ruffydfire]

As at Feb 2022, Naira to dollar rate was 576 in the black market, by August after the heavy demand occasioned chiefly by party primaries and other demand pressures it had moved to 698Naira to USD. Our politicians play a major role in bastardizing our Naira.The demand for USD was so much during the party primaries that some delegates even got fake dollar bills. One wonders why party primaries in Nigeria is heavily dollarized, The official currency of Nigeria is Naira. The sad reality is that today it’s 1160, between Feb 2022 and Nov 2023 it’s gone from 576- 1160 to the dollar.

[Omotayo Williams @KadunaResident]

I've closely followed the Mohbad story, and today, I'm making it public that I, along with my family, have chosen to completely disassociate from @officialnairam1, @ZinoleeskyWorld, and all things Marlian record. No more attending their shows, no support for influencers promoting them, their songs won't play in my home and neighborhood.

It's time to take a stand against what I see as a lack of empathy. Artists like @basket_mouth and @Olamide , who act as industry kingpins, should remember the impact their actions have on talented stars who deserve better. We can’t keep losing talents to depression.

[Peter Obi Grassroots Mobilization. @PO_GrassRootM]

SHOCKING: SHOCKING: SHOCKING:

Credible source just informed us that the APC and Tinubu are working hard to manipulate the Judiciary with the help of the NBA, especially regarding the ongoing (PEPT) Nigerians must wake up. All Eyes should be on the PEPT and the NBA as well take this information very seriously.

[Port Harcourt Socials @PH_Socials]

A student known as Micheal Majesty Okojaja,studying Mass Communication in Rivers State University Single handedly cleaned his learning hall which has been very dirty for years.

God Bless Him🙏

[Aisha Yesufu @AishaYesufu]

Mmesoma forged result to be the highest JAMB scorer just as Bola Ahmed Tinubu rigged election to be declared one with the highest number of votes.

Punishing one (rightfully so) and leaving the other is to send a disastrous message that forgery is not the crime but the level at which you do it.

There can never be justification for a crime.

The next time you want to defend Tinubu’s rigging, ask yourself how you felt with Mmesoma’s forgery.

[Peter Obi @PeterObi]

The efforts being made by Hilda Effiong Bassey (Hilda Baci) to beat the current Guinness World Record for cooking for 4 days nonstop shows the true Nigerian spirit of hardwork and resilience.