Chorky Baggins

This is Jack Burton in the Pork Chop Express, and I’m talkin to whoever’s listenin out there

[LOTR Universe @Lordoftheringsu]

Middle-earth map LEGO MOC – this is absolutely fantastic! 🗺️

[Jim Murray @bigjimmurray]

She STINKS.

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

Roads closed. Pipes frozen. Albinos virtually invisible.

[Tolkien World @TolkienWorldG]

This is sick

[Simpsons Daily Glavins 🏴‍☠️🇺🇲 @simpsons_DG]

"Simpson, you've got a 513!"

*Glances at watch*

"No, a 513. In your procedures manual? A 513?"

*Glances at watch*

[LOTR Universe @Lordoftheringsu]

A Lord of the Rings fan spent 10 hours recreating Frodo's exact journey from Bag End to Mount Doom in The Lord of the Rings Online. It took months of work to make the walk seamless. 😱

[Dubzy @DubzyOnceAgain]

Good morning beautiful people

[Hopper @zeroXhope]

@Dexerto

[Chorky Baggins @Chorkilson]

Minneapolis yuck

[Tolkien Universe @Tolkienuniverse]

When you finish your first LOTR marathon.

[Time Capsule Tales @timecaptales]

Rodney Dangerfield delivers one punchline after another & the audience can’t get enough, 1983.

[tribal chief ☝🏻🩸 @luireigns]

When WWE lost all control 💀

[bu/ac @buperac]

This is marketing to your audience

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

Ooh January 1st! Better get going on those taxes, Neddy!

[Tolkien World @TolkienWorldG]

The buildup to the Balrog reveal is perfect.
It is merely referenced by Saruman with an image in an old book, then accompanied by a growing sense of heavy dread throughout the Fellowship’s time in Moria.
All it takes is a single roar to make the goblins scatter, with the pure fear in Legolas’s eyes enough to convey the terror of what is coming.

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

Bring back the era of alcoholic chain smoking crooners making Christmas specials

[♠️ Gentleman ♠️ @Gentleman_1965]

Tree is up in the town centre

[Calvin and Hobbes Fan Account @Calvinn_Hobbes]

Only 1 more sleep until Christmas! 🎅🏻🎄 #CalvinandHobbes