Chris Dale

📍 Leeds - views are my own

[Chris Dale @ChrisDale8]

@Cougarmania Not a Cougars fan, but maybe practice what you preach? 🤷‍♂️

[LeedsBradfordAirport @LBIAirport]

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[Liverpool John Lennon Airport @LPL_Airport]

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[Paddy Power @paddypower]

VAR 1: “Shall we draw the lines?”

VAR 2: “Do we have to?”

VAR 1: “Fair enough. Offside it is.”

[Chris Dale @ChrisDale8]

@adz_ak47 @SkyBet 👏🏼

[Chris Dale @ChrisDale8]

@JamesHa78131584 @jdgsport Appreciate the club have stuck by Craven, but it’s a two way thing and for a championship player of his calibre I can’t imagine he’s been short of offers over the years. He’s stayed loyal to the club despite relegation and financial insecurity. He probably did deserve better tbf

[Chris Dale @ChrisDale8]

@WidnesRL Delete it and it never happened…

[Chris Dale @ChrisDale8]

@ASViking @WidnesRL Yeah I hadn’t seen he’d already gone to Bradford 🤦🏼‍♂️😂

[Chris Dale @ChrisDale8]

@northernassist @nationalrailenq I’m sure you’re aware of it 😂 what time is this all expected to sort itself out and return to normal service please?

[Chris Dale @ChrisDale8]

@nationalrailenq Might want to inform @northernassist

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

The 22 most annoying automated signs, alerts, emails and messages in Britain:

1. ‘This machine does not give change’

2. ‘This machine charges for withdrawals’

3. ‘Unexpected item in bagging area’

4. ‘Using your own bag? Place in bagging area. An assistant is coming’

5. ‘Your call is important to us’

6. ‘Password not recognised/new password must not be same as old password’

7. ‘Sorry we missed you’

8. ‘We are experiencing an unexpectedly high volume of calls’

9. ‘Please listen to the following options…’ (none of which involve speaking to a human)

10. ‘Our live chat digital assistant will respond to you shortly…’

11. ‘You are caller number… 83… in the queue’

12. ‘We are now closed, our opening hours are between 8am and 5pm’ (you’re calling at 4.30pm)

13. ‘Your delivery slot is between 5am and 11pm’

14. ‘Item dispatched -> Item on the way -> Your delivery is next -> Delivery attempted -> Item lost’

15. ‘Your parcel is with a neighbour’

16. ‘Join our free Wi-Fi!’ (simply complete this form with all your personal information including full address and shoe size)

17. ‘Download our menu using the QR code’

18. ‘Good news! We’ll auto renew your policy so you don’t have to do a thing!’ (btw it’s double the price now)

19. ‘When red light shows wait here’ (the roadworks finished a week ago)

20. Any smart motorway signs going from 70mph to 40 to 60 to 50 seemingly at random

21. ‘Changes to your monthly bill’ (it’s never lower, is it?)

22. ‘No Caller ID/Unknown Number’

[Bradford City AFC @officialbantams]

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[Chris Dale @ChrisDale8]

@PintsDrank @andy_robinson10 fucked it

[Chris Dale @ChrisDale8]

Couldn’t make the game today but just switched the radio coverage off. When even the commentator is mentioning how disinterested this @WidnesRL team look, why should anyone else be arsed how they’re getting on 😂

[Chris Dale @ChrisDale8]

Big big win and performance from @WidnesRL today in grim conditions. Still early doors but we look much fitter and stronger than last year, let’s keep the momentum 💪🏼 👏🏼

[Dejan Lovren @Dejan06Lovren]

Mo is sending some fans home after 20min only.

[Chris Dale @ChrisDale8]

Wtf is this 🤯

[Chris Dale @ChrisDale8]

@WidnesRL @this_vid