Chris P Chicken

Torn apart, but whole. Interested in economics, politics, health and fitness, film and theater. Be nice or funny, never both.

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@TulsiGabbard I thought this was Steven Tyler of Aerosmith lol

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American Express is the worst thing to happen to small business. @AmericanExpress

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@LauraLoomer @marcorubio He’s too weak and spineless.

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I watched @PamBondi @AGPamBondi testify about her part in protecting pedophiles. She’s a prime example of why women should not be in positions of power. Their ovaries override their brains. She had blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever. #EpsteinFiles

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@LauraLoomer @LauraLoomer you’re fucking gross

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@StandUpForTrmp Shit

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@QueryClaims 35877394US0

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@Budget at @CLTAirport made us follow cars to a restricted first level instead of just allowing us to check in the vehicle, endangering the life of our 1-year old and ourselves and making us nearly miss our flight. Also don’t know if our vehicle is getting checked in now.

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@RepNancyMace Fuck off dumb bitch

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Revelations 13:3-5

@ThugnastyMMA is correct, this is the biblical reference to @realDonaldTrump .

@FoxNews @CAgovernor @RickWarren @JoelOsteen @BillyGraham #antichrist #DonaldTheAntichrist

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@JKash000 @LeadingReport You guys this is a troll or satire account. She claims she was an actuary and math tutor, but then posts something this stupid? There’s no way she is real.

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@RepNancyMace You better thoughts and prayers harder. But don’t actually do anything helpful.

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@MikeJohnson is holding military paychecks hostage. Our armed forces deserve better! #fuckmikejohnson #NAVY #Army #Marines #USMC #AirForce #Coastguards #Shutdown2025 #MikeJohnson

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@MaryJaneha305 @Emilia__writes @realDonaldTrump Why isn’t Trump in prison?

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@TreasurerBeach @POTUS This is the most retarded personality cult bullshit I’ve ever seen. What a fucking waste of tax money. Jesus Christ

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@RedEarTerrapin @RichardStrocher You’re Dick Strocher’s right hand. You must be busy. LOL

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@RichardStrocher You look like the old man from Up.

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@Bubblebathgirl @GavinNewsom God damn you can smell the future

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@GavinNewsom California should stop paying federal income taxes and seize the funds to manage state programs. #statesrights

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@FoxNews Jesus Christ our government is spending money on some of the stupidest shit.