Chris Faison

Forty-something father and IT guru.
Saints ⚜️
Carnival 🎭
Crawfish 🦞
You know, the essentials....

[Chris Faison @ChrisFaison]

@nolatx The gold was indeed there! Unfortunately the gold standard is still missing.....

[Chris Faison @ChrisFaison]

To be fair we've had a 5 year playoff drought because the Saints didn't prepare. Had Payton just not told Mahomes we were going to draft him, we would've likely had him sitting ready to go.

[Michael Thomas @Cantguardmike]

This is a good one @OldTakesExposed , we all know what happens next.

[Chris Faison @ChrisFaison]

oh I wish Jeff, I wish.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Jeff Bezos says being lazy, not working hard, is the root of anxiety, per FORTUNE

[Chris Faison @ChrisFaison]

@datboywolf yup, without Reggie you don't sell out the dome. He was the name, not Payton or Brees, and his production was great at the beginning of his career. the Reggie/Deuce duo was 🔥. What a dumb take.

[Chris Faison @ChrisFaison]

@Cantguardmike Always a Saint to us man. Great to see all the pics and videos!

[Chris Faison @ChrisFaison]

I'm in full menace mode tonight, need to step away from the keyboard.

[Chris Faison @ChrisFaison]

@jdfromthe504 When you don't realize you're actually posting for the right but you are because this is their best timeline. 🤣 #runitback

[Chris Faison @ChrisFaison]

@MarkWeprin There is a VAST GULF between being gay and transgender. They are making fun of this because there is a line between life choice and mental illness, and you should realize this. Accepting reality is the first step in healing.

[Chris Faison @ChrisFaison]

@JeffDuncan_ Faith, we're looking up.....maybe, heh.

[Chris Faison @ChrisFaison]

This is the possibly most hilarious but poignant thing I've seen here in months. Look. I'm a friend of the gay community, but as a society we HAVE to stop being stupid.

[Royce White 🇺🇸 @Highway_30]

Live with Alex Jones, I’m a Pro-Life sometimes identifying as a Black woman. Why can’t people on the left be more supportive? All this hatred is making my transition that much more difficult. I already have to deal with White supremacy and now this too?

Royce White for U.S. Senate MN 2026
WNBA #LetHerPlay

[Chris Faison @ChrisFaison]

@nolatrashtalk I remember saying, way back in 2009, "this is fucking stupid, who wants to cross dress and run in august in New Orleans". This year I saw a record low number of pictures of my feed, so hopefully, painfully, compassionately this is it dying the stupidity death it deserves.

[Chris Faison @ChrisFaison]

@dfossier @billmaher Oh I do! This is not a one sided street. I lean much more right than left, but things like gay rights (not the crazy ones), women's rights, gun rights, drug rights (personal responsibility). I'm big on. Call me a Libertarian or an Independent, but I'm somewhere in there.

[Chris Faison @ChrisFaison]

@billmaher is quickly becoming my favorite political commentator. He is a Jewish democrat, impartial, rational and non-forgiving, while being a little funny. This is what America needs. Stop the partisanship and bring back common sense!

[Chris Faison @ChrisFaison]

@SaintsForecast I'm sorry, that was the most entertaining part of yesterday, but yes, I cried during Brees speech.

[Chris Faison @ChrisFaison]

@Dan_5DotOh The ACT is a good barometer, but it's definitely different now than when we likely took it? I remeber when a 20 was BIG deal, now I see walls of 30's at my kid's high school. Are kids that much smarter? 🤔

[Chris Faison @ChrisFaison]

You were robbed of your youth at TWENTY NINE? I already had a 2 year old at 29. YOU wasted your viable years, or are wasting them now 🤷‍♂️. Get a grip and have a baby while young like very other person beholden to BIOLOGY ever FFS.
https://t.co/8hkwGpySFz

[Chris Faison @ChrisFaison]

@datboywolf People underestimate how much HD changed making movies. I notice this all the time now. Watch out for the road signs on rails in Pee Wee's Big Adventure.

[Chris Faison @ChrisFaison]

We used to be a proper country..... 😢

[Brian Roemmele @BrianRoemmele]

1977 and you won a new van with shag carpeting.

Is this why they called it a shagging wagon?

[Chris Faison @ChrisFaison]

@EV_Trapper How do atms work? I'm assuming you just eat the fee compared to using a local bank ATM? Need cash occasionally.