Chris Howells

[PragerU @prageru]

Ayaan Hirsi Ali fled Somalia and built a new life in the West.

Now she's asking a question many politicians avoid:
Should immigrants assimilate?

[Chris Howells @ChrisHowells]

@TechOperator It used to take longer to download a shitty quality MP3 file than to rewind a cassette tape. There are early adopters for every new technology, but it doesn't become mainstream until quality, cost, and convenience all pass the threshold.

[Chris Howells @ChrisHowells]

@hicasamadim 72

[Chris Howells @ChrisHowells]

@JJGREYandMOFRO Can't wait!! Got tickets for Monday.

[🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸 @Soaringeagle45]

Let’s enjoy the day!!!
🤣😂🤣

COLLIERVILLE MOM DETAINED AFTER ALLEGEDLY OPENING “SIDELINE SANGRIA STATION” AT YOUTH SOCCER GAME

COLLIERVILLE, TN — Parents arriving at Rose Soccer Complex Saturday morning expecting Capri Suns and awkward small talk instead found what witnesses described as “a full-blown brunch winery experience with shin guards.”

38-year-old Brittany Calloway was reportedly escorted from a U-9 girls soccer game after allegedly setting up a folding patio bar beside Field 3 and selling “small batch mom juice” out of a monogrammed cooler during the first quarter.

According to witnesses, Brittany arrived at approximately 8:12 a.m. wearing oversized sunglasses, a floppy beach hat, and a shirt that read “IT’S CALLED SELF-CARE, KEVIN.” She allegedly unloaded a collapsible table, two fake ferns, and a handwritten drink menu from the back of a white Tahoe with a “Powered By Pinot” sticker on the rear window.

Authorities say the menu included:

• “Collierville Cabernet-ish” — $9
• “Minivan Moscato” — $11
• “Pinot Grigio & Childhood Trauma” — $13
• “Ref Whistle Riesling” — $15
• A complimentary refill for any parent whose child got put in as goalie “for character development”

Police say Brittany also had:

a battery-powered blender,
a ring light,
a Venmo QR code taped to a pumpkin spice candle,
and a Bluetooth speaker blasting early-2000s Kelly Clarkson on repeat.

One father told officers, “I honestly thought she was part of the tournament sponsorship.”

Another parent reportedly became concerned after her daughter asked, “Why does Chloe’s mom have a happy hour menu next to the orange slices?”

When approached by officers, Brittany allegedly insisted she “wasn’t technically selling alcohol” and claimed parents were simply “donating toward emotional recovery.”

“She was incredibly committed to the theme,” one officer stated. “She had punch cards. She offered us a loyalty program called ‘Sip Happens.’”

Witnesses say Brittany remained calm while being escorted away, though she allegedly attempted to hand out one final mason jar labeled “Silent Carpool Sauvignon.”

Despite the interruption, the Collierville Lady Fireballs went on to win 5-2, although several parents admitted they had absolutely no idea what the score was by halftime...

[Robert Lufkin MD @robertlufkinmd]

I'm neither Republican nor Democrat, and this isn't a political channel.

That said, the LA mayor's race is drawing global attention for its bold, AI powered highly creative campaign ads—they're on another level.

Is this a glimpse of the future of political campaigns everywhere… and maybe even Hollywood?

[Chris Howells @ChrisHowells]

@LibratumPress If they are forced to miss football to listen to it, yes.

[TCL @TitleTalkTCL]

okay who did this

[KidRock @KidRock]

@SpencerHakimian Fake News! I was actually addressing them on the state of your Mom and that she is still open for “business” - Your welcome. Kid Rock

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Their scam worked for decades

[Chris Howells @ChrisHowells]

@JohnWoebke If you told me the Wiggles played cricket after an Easter egg hunt, this is what I would expect them to be wearing. We all knew there would be consequences to legalizing psychedelics.

[Adam Yenser @CleanComedian69]

The astronauts are landing during a monkey civil war. We came so close to doing it.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Too Far? Trump Threatens To Nuke Used Car Dealership Unless It Comes Down Another $500 On 2017 Chevy Malibu https://t.co/dF9GvNonSq

[Chris Howells @ChrisHowells]

@JohnWoebke Vikings yes. Wild is bottom 5 all time

[˜”*°•.˜”*°•Looney Thune is a Coward •°*”˜.•°*”˜ @DrewShieldsOG]

@60Minutes

[Chris Howells @ChrisHowells]

Is it too much to expect that a university that has 60,000 students could find one that was smart enough to fix the mobile app so you could buy season tickets on it? Do better @GoldenGophers ! I've tried three times in the last week and I just get the spinning blue wheel.

[Chris Howells @ChrisHowells]

@justicenow_alan @johnkonrad They built a transcontinental railroad through the Rockies faster than that 150 years ago.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

California Celebrates Installation Of Single L.A. Trash Can That Cost $400 Billion And Took 18 Years To Build https://t.co/b6eeIZwIAR

[Matt Jones @KySportsRadio]

High Point student radio call of the game is what it is all about

[Kyle Mann @The_Kyle_Mann]

A German businessman crossed into Los Angeles for what could've been a normal Christmas Eve enjoying the views from Nakatomi Tower.

But early the next morning, his life would drastically change as he would fall from the top of the building while being confronted by a police officer for taking the entire office hostage and attempting to steal $640 million in negotiable bearer bonds