Chris Newell

[Chris Newell @ChrisJNewell]

A mom writing her son’s dating profile:

[Chris Newell @ChrisJNewell]

Heading over to the other place pretty much exclusively for the foreseeable future. Hope to see you there.

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

much love to whoever put the drive soundtrack in my mailbox #anonymouslove

[Chris Newell @ChrisJNewell]

@janecoaston Love the love for The Raid 2

[Scott Lincicome @scottlincicome]

So the guy who can singlehandedly set US tariffs on smartphones is launching his own US smartphone company do I have that right

[Chris Newell @ChrisJNewell]

I’ve always said that Range Rovers are the Gorgonzola of luxury vehicles

[𝐃𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐫𝐲 - biofoundationalism.com @BackTheBunny]

Luxury cars and cheeses are roughly the same price per pound.

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

I love LA

[Chris Newell @ChrisJNewell]

The thing about being a parent is you can go through something traumatic like say finding your neighbor stroked out and unresponsive in their bathroom and then after the ambulance leaves and you go back home your first thought still has to be “I gotta finish making those PB&Js.”

[Chris Newell @ChrisJNewell]

Coming out of Lilo & Stitch right into facing a 30 foot screen of the BRING HER BACK kid’s eyes all messed up and popping out was certainly an experience for my 5 year old.

[Chris Newell @ChrisJNewell]

@MuseZack Does that not make sense though? I’m not a SW pedant or anything, but it makes sense that the clone supply chain could have been lost with the Empire, so the First Order could only recreate the military system in spirit by using whatever they could grab.

[Chris Newell @ChrisJNewell]

The Larchmont Rite Aid is closing. Please respect my privacy in this difficult time.

https://t.co/6hyREG0hRJ

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Celtics vs. Magic? What is this, the Táin Bó Cúailnge???

[David Dennis Jr. @DavidDTSS]

Probably for the same reason there are so many more planets in outer space now than there were before the telescope was invented

[Chris Newell @ChrisJNewell]

Made me rethink my life

[Kylie Cheung @kylietcheung]

The cure to the male loneliness epidemic is obvious spam texts calling you "my partner"

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

The Lottery could never happen today. Not enough people are good at throwing

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Art is already democratized. The "barrier" being broken here is not access, but effort, time, and passion.

You're not democratizing a marathon by driving to the finish line

[Chris Newell @ChrisJNewell]

This…seems like a really big deal?

[Deadline @DEADLINE]

Inside The Weird World Of AI-Fueled Fake Movie Trailers & How Studios Secretly Are Cashing In

Most industry observers will recognize the pungent whiff of artificial intelligence that YouTube’s algorithm lifts under the nose, but for some, the countless counterfeit movie commercials can be indiscernible from the real deal.

Deadline’s International Investigations Editor Jake Kanter reveals that a handful of Hollywood studios quietly are making money on some of the knockoff videos: Instead of enforcing copyright on counterfeit ads, they are asking the video-hosting platform to ensure that the ad revenue made from views flows in their direction.

See more: https://t.co/dvgKV274EJ

[Chris Newell @ChrisJNewell]

All time Goodwill app typo

[Maia @maiamindel]

Hi guys it's Mr Beast and I have a few (still rough) videos slouching towards Bethlehem to be born - there's a gyre that's turning and turning and if the center can hold they get $100k. I also trained a falcon to not hear the falconer

[Chris Newell @ChrisJNewell]

Few moments have made me laugh harder

[zero @yves8nts]

i really think she might be the funniest person alive https://t.co/xyngmXEtq2

[Chris Newell @ChrisJNewell]

Help, I read this and now all I hear is a loud buzz

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Geno Smith is being traded to Las Vegas Raiders for a third round pick, per sources.