Chris Jurgensmeyer

If you are what you should be, you will set the whole world ablaze - St. Catherine of Siena

[Chris Jurgensmeyer @ChrisJurgey]

@McAlistersDeli 🫴🏼 🤞🏼

[Chris Jurgensmeyer @ChrisJurgey]

@McAlistersDeli What % of meals sold order tea as their beverage? With that, we can take 1- that number to get a % of people who are wrong for NOT ordering tea.

[Chris Jurgensmeyer @ChrisJurgey]

@frobrien @okstate Well…. We need an explanation.

[Chris Jurgensmeyer @ChrisJurgey]

@frobrien Better yet, a group thats lobby’s to abolish daylight savings!

[Chris Jurgensmeyer @ChrisJurgey]

@McAlistersDeli Spud max and a French dip!!

[Sam Saulsbury @SamuelSaulsbury]

The guy with the worst grades should get to give a graduation speech too. Let me hear both sides

[Blake Burge @blakeaburge]

10 can't miss Excel skills every single user should know: 📊

[Chris Jurgensmeyer @ChrisJurgey]

@frobrien

[Chris Jurgensmeyer @ChrisJurgey]

@Walmart you all talk about sustainability, but why do you consistently send me packages with incredible amounts of waste like this??

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

it looks like a lovely day to REMIND YOU HEATHENS TO STOP "RESCUING" BABY ANIMALS. THEIR MOMS ARE MOST LIKELY NEARBY SO JUST MIND YOUR BUSINESS.

FAWNS, DROP EM'.
BIRDS, LEAVE EM'.
RACCOONS, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

ARMADILLOS?¿? ARMADILL-NO.

[World of Engineering @engineers_feed]

Finishing your antibiotics is crucial. If you stop taking antibiotics before you're supposed to, any bacteria that didn't get killed can develop an immunity to that antibiotic and become a super-strain that's much more difficult to kill in the future.

[Chris Jurgensmeyer @ChrisJurgey]

@OliviaAnnBills @TpTroubadours Bless your soul. You will never be the same. I am so jealous!

[Chris Jurgensmeyer @ChrisJurgey]

@OliviaAnnBills @TpTroubadours You got tickets????

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@likethebuilder Couldn’t agree more. Another consequence, in my opinion, is when I make a hobby a job it becomes just that - a job. I don’t want to lose that love for it!

[Chris Jurgensmeyer @ChrisJurgey]

@CgcChad @CarolinaGreenCo @CoulterMerrill reminds me of you!

[Chris Jurgensmeyer @ChrisJurgey]

@ComputerrBooks @signlanguag3 Or just use…. I don’t know…. Text to columns function??!

[Chris Jurgensmeyer @ChrisJurgey]

@tailopez Dubai!

[Chris Jurgensmeyer @ChrisJurgey]

@frobrien My favorite part of traveling is seeing other churches!

[StopAndDecrypt @StopAndDecrypt]

how many unrealized children can i claim on my tax return?

[Chris Jurgensmeyer @ChrisJurgey]

We promise we will tax “just the rich”. *meanwhile looks into imposing law that watches transactions over $600 in EVERYONES bank*
The power of our government is mind blowing and yet we vote these people into office on empty promises.

[The Hill @thehill]

.@SecYellen on the proposed tax which would pay for the Build Back Better act: "It's not a wealth tax, but a tax on unrealized capital gains of exceptionally wealthy individuals."