Chris.P.Whatford

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

People who opted to watch the replay at 7am should have to sit through an hour’s rain delay because they couldn’t be arsed to stay up. #VoteBinface #MEXENG

[PurelyFootball ℗ @PurelyFootball]

Norway supporters! 🇳🇴😅

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Repost if you’d like me to represent the UK at #Eurovision 2027.

[No Score Draws ✍️ (Alex & Sian - BOOK OUT NOW!) @CheapPanini]

8.33% of the managers at the 2026 World Cup have been sacked by Chelsea

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Nobody in high office should be called Olly.

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

The number of people who confuse “to” and “too” is two high.

[Chris.P.Whatford @ChrisPWhatford]

@Gazmond Trump?

[Mindset Machine  @mindsetmachine]

This forgotten mouse experiment is now more relatable than ever.

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Next time you’re in an online argument, remember this video.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

If you don't know about magic, don't comment.

[AM @alexmarshy21]

Thanks nan for the card, beautiful words ❤️

[Playteaux @Playteaux1]

Inflatable Winds

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

In 1997, a horse spotted a group of cyclists during a race and, without warning, decided to join them - winning the stage.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Whenever I donate old books to the charity store I always sign them with a sharpie a fake signature by the author. I've done some big names including Obama and Anthony Bourdain. I don't know why I do this but I hope the charity shop has been able to extract a bit more cash.

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

An analysis of BBC news coverage over the last 4 years shows a shameless bias against Vladimir Putin, with BBC reporters insisting on calling the Special Military Operation in Ukraine “an invasion”

[Chris.P.Whatford @ChrisPWhatford]

@Gazmond Titan!

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

The thieves who carried out the Louvre jewellery raid are described as ‘professional and effective, with a well-prepared plan’ – a desperate President Macron offers them all free pardons and jobs as Ministers

[Destry @DestryBrod]

Whoever put up the statue of Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump holding hands outside of the White House is hilarious.