Chris Porteous

[Chris Porteous @ChrisPorteous1]

@gplama What spacers would be required going from changing from 12 speed to my own 9 speed? Thanks

[My Name'5 Doddie Foundation @MNDoddie5]

CALLING ALL CYCLISTS 🚲 We've set up a cycling club on Strava. It'll mean you can find out about events, competitions, see how you stack up against fellow @MNDoddie5 supporters and even organise rides together.

Link to join 👉https://t.co/ZCggDyU42d

[Brian Moore @brianmoore666]

Imagine this being your livelihood and this pencil-necked comedian comes out with a line like this.

[Chris Porteous @ChrisPorteous1]

Happy 50th Birthday to @DoddieWeir5. What a legend and inspiration to us all. A wee nifty 50 @Doddie5Ride with @jonnyjapes #Doddie5Ride

[Doddie5 Ride @Doddie5Ride]

Doddie5 Ride is going ahead this year, but with a difference! Join us on @zwift on July 4th (Doddie's 50th birthday!) and support @MNDoddie5 by cycling 25, 50 or 75 miles!

#MND #UKcyclechat #BritishCycling

https://t.co/F3Ya3Jmw97

[Doddie5 Ride @Doddie5Ride]

How can you support Doddie and raise vital funds for @MNDoddie5? Join us on @zwift on July 4th and cycle 25, 50 or 75 miles with us.
For all the details and a sponsor form please head to the website: https://t.co/JQ6DluJOXo and please RT! #MND #Cycling #BritishCycling

[Dublin Airport @DublinAirport]

Apparently, the pilot is testing his eyesight just to make sure he’ll be ok for a transatlantic flight in a day or two. Sorry, that’s obviously not the case. It’s collecting information for a mapping software company.

[Gav @afgavinstan]

Was asked why I don't want the Thursday night NHS clap to continue. Opened my notepad app and typed what came out.

I'm not looking for a debate. Don't @ me looking to justify yourself. This is just how I feel 🙏

[Kevin Bridges @kevinbridges86]

Haha!

[Petrus du Plessis @PetrusduPlessis]

I’ve registered to go back to the NHS as a respiratory physiotherapist. I strongly believe it’s important to have all hands on deck to overcome this virus! #COVID19

[Mark Wallace @wallaceme]

Amid all the worrying news, this made me smile. Glorious.

[Jarlath Regan @Jarlath]

Don’t send me another video via WhatsApp unless it’s this good.

[aishwarya @ash_americash]

When you have found the pug just retweet ok

[Pen @thepenGW]

I love this video. Absolutely brilliant. https://t.co/GqWpvfYnaz

[Chris Porteous @ChrisPorteous1]

@MacdonaldHotels Thankyou so much for your generosity

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

I just heard Tim Martin, owner of Wetherspoons, say on @SkyNews there has been 'very little transmission of the virus in pubs.'
HOW THE F*CK DOES HE KNOW?
This is insane stupidity from a reckless selfish millionaire putting money before health.
Don't go to Wetherspoons.

[John G. Burns @ScaryHighlander]

Aviemore Coylumbridge Hotel sent this letter to staff today. Not just fired but chucked out of their accommodation with no notice and no redundancy pay! @BritanniaLtd Britannia Hotels should be ashamed of themselves. Certainly no "room at the inn" here, disgusting.

[Jason Leitch @jasonleitch]

New graphics to explain the 7/14 day isolation. Please share widely where you can. #Covid19

[Rt Hon Nadine Dorries @NadineDorries]

Exercise is essential for both physical and mental wellbeing. Get out into the fresh air. Walk, bike, run. Regard every surface as contaminated and don’t touch gates, fences, stiles, pelican crossing buttons etc. If you stop to talk, keep a good 2 mtr safe distance. #coronavirus

[Mike Galsworthy @mikegalsworthy]

Social distancing. Do your bit.