Chris Vose

[Boring Milner @BoringMilner]

I asked Jordan Henderson why he didn't follow Leroy Fer for the Swansea goal. He said Not now, James. I said Ok, I'll ask you again later.

[Big Sam @BigSamTheMan]

Anyone know any decent lawyers?

I'm asking for a friend.

[Confused Pogba @ConfusedPogba]

Update: I'm still stuck in Etienne Capoue's pocket but every effoft is being made to get out.

Thanks for everyone's concern

[Confused Pogba @ConfusedPogba]

Can anyone help? I've forgotten how to play football.

[Chris Vose @ChrisVose1]

@JethroChadwick whats up?

[William Hill @WilliamHill]

#ICYMI New signing Rob Holding scored his 1st goal for Arsenal when they beat Chivas 3-1 https://t.co/Yzulsa8DiB

[Jethro Chadwick @JethroChadwick]

Joe harts left arm this tournament.

[Chris Vose @ChrisVose1]

@thefishyskipper #unbelievablejeff

[FPL Betting @footballacca]

The Aaron Ramsey Curse!

[Transfer News Live @TNLdotcom]

When David Silva's wife phones to ask if you've seen him tonight 👀

[Not Match of the Day @NOT_MOTD]

Great moments in football:

Man Utd treble
Dortmund treble
Germany WC win
Liverpool 2-2 draw at home to West Brom

[Not Match of the Day @NOT_MOTD]

Louis van Gaal trying to qualify for the last 16 of the Champions League like. (via: @JOE_co_uk). https://t.co/qP1lkd2W8X

[Big Smoke - @Skepta]

Sparkling water is so fucking nasty. Why drink that? Water should be water, plain, simple. Man want a bubbly sensation in their mouth, skets

[Not Match of the Day @NOT_MOTD]

Özil can always find a man in space (via: @JOE_co_uk)

[Not Match of the Day @NOT_MOTD]

Someone explain this, please. https://t.co/qBGeEFbFMB

[LumeTribe @Lumetribe]

Debuchy after seeing that assist from Bellerin

[Boring Milner @BoringMilner]

I asked Daniel Sturridge if he was disappointed he failed a late fitness test.

He said Of course I am, James. Stop asking.

I said Ok.