Chris Darr

Springfield

[Chris Darr @Chris_Darr]

Goddamnit @duncantrussell and @bertkreischer just listened to your DTFH together and now have to fix all my shit. Praise be to Odin

[Chase Lepard 👖 @chaselepard]

Who else wants @JustinRoiland & @danharmon to be guests on Kill Tony?

[Chris Darr @Chris_Darr]

I like that I just have to nod at the neighborhood cat and he comes a runnin. #feedalllthecats #catslivesmatter

[Chris Darr @Chris_Darr]

@danishandoneill dudes. Arby's made a commercial shitting on the peacock girl and I find that shit hilarious. ... https://t.co/UEXchRaSKP

[Chris Darr @Chris_Darr]

@Rude_Liz have you tried turning it off and on again?

[Chris Darr @Chris_Darr]

@OwenBenjamin that'll be the new threat. They just pull the .357 out and set on the desk and stare at the kids. #YouFeelinLuckyPunk

[Chris Darr @Chris_Darr]

@callmebigchels sounds like a plan.

[Chris Darr @Chris_Darr]

@callmebigchels what time Tuesday morning? Haha

[Chris Darr @Chris_Darr]

@callmebigchels Tuesday would be perfect!

[Chris Darr @Chris_Darr]

@callmebigchels would you have any openings this weekend/early next week? Need tattoos badly. Please help.

[Chris Darr @Chris_Darr]

@bkachinsky @jockowillink podcast is always a solid listen

[Chris Darr @Chris_Darr]

@beerporn I bet some experimental scientist type fella would help you out.

[Chris Darr @Chris_Darr]

@beerporn they have a shock absorber around their brain. Pretty cool shit.

[Chris Darr @Chris_Darr]

They're my favorite breakfast meal. What's the deal? RT @vicenews: Please don't eat Tide Pods. Please. https://t.co/wb1L0IBxCL

[Chris Darr @Chris_Darr]

It's my favorite when the high of the day is at 7 and 8 AM. Fucking winter.

[Chris Darr @Chris_Darr]

@madflavor the long sleeve is way too dope. I cannot wait for payday.

[Chris Darr @Chris_Darr]

Should be a wonderful day at the job site while it currently feels like... -4° hello winter, you evil bitch.

[Chris Darr @Chris_Darr]

They say don't pour on hot water on your icy windows for a reason. Now your taping up you car. Did you learn something? I hope so.

[Chris Darr @Chris_Darr]

Man, what the fuck.

[cass @sassidy]

A dead chicken would be a poultrygeist