Chris_H_2

Counselor of the underscore.

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@CodifyBaseball Thank the ABS challenge. Umps can’t simply make up their own zones, and hitters know what’s actually a strike/ball.

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@Lions Can he rush the quarterback?

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@SeanCasten Let's maybe pump the breaks on pre-anointing Hakeem Jeffries as House Speaker and stop treating Democratic leadership positions as coronations instead of legitimate elections. After all, that's what got us in this mess to begin with.

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@nickbaumgardner "And I'll give you three 3rd-round picks to draft him!"

- Brad Holmes (probably)

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@colton_pouncy If you think that’s bad, just wait to you hear what he did to a former college teammate.

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@jon_greenberg

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@JesseRogersESPN How many first-pitch strikes does he throw?

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@WaltHickey any self-respecting Chicagoan knows deep dish is for tourists.

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@civilizedhuman @AdamAAbdalla @chrisbleck @TylerAki_ @tjwacker Kim’s Uncle?

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@skitchP I love the thought of Jerry Jones trying to keep up with a GM group chat.

[Pride of Detroit @PrideOfDetroit]

UPDATED NFC North standings:

1. Lions: 7-1

then some other teams

[Detroit Lions @Lions]

cheesin'

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@colton_pouncy *rain

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@TestKitchen @portilloshotdog has been doing this for years.

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@colton_pouncy *0-6

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@colton_pouncy That’s a broken leg

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@McJustTweeted @skitchP Well, if the Tigers lose I also have to root for the Mets - Cleveland will forever be on my crap list for going with “Guardians” instead of “Spiders.”

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@McJustTweeted @skitchP We don’t have the pitching depth to get through a 2-game series!

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@McJustTweeted @skitchP Booo! Boo you!!

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@skitchP @McJustTweeted Possible. Or it could be the collective number of players on the roster with prior playoff experience that totals: 1.