Chris Milner

Flat caps are for loosers

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@benjameslucas @IanDunt

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@Politax3 At Christmas they use Champagne as a loss leader. Not sure that advocating to pay grape growers more would be such a vote winner

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@UKHospKate But it's not simply because taxes are up, it's because sales are down. If guests don't have money and are scared of future prices, e.g. war in Iran, then we can't rota staff on. Small business doesn't plan rota based on NI

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@Danny_McMoomins What chance of him catching the plane

[Jim Gardner-Johnson @DatDudeJD]

BAR OWNER: “You’re OK at making drinks, but are you good at changing the channel on a TV?”

BARTENDER INTERVIEWEE: “I am the literal worst channel changer of all time.”

BAR OWNER: “You start tomorrow.”

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@PippyBing @JohnRentoul Its always been true that management and leadership are two different qualities & some people have elements of each.

The fact that GDP is up, immigration is down, NHS waiting lists are down, but everyone hates starmer anyway... how much is character Vs RW media smears, who knows

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@JohnRentoul I'm sure the Sun will tell everyone that his chancellor will be Karl Marx, and reform voters will believe it. So I'm not sure if reality even matters anymore

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@graceyldn Does anyone actually need 50 a day anyway, apart from bots?

I'd love to think it's a positive change to reduce spam, but more likely he just wants to make money from the bots farms. And 50 is still mad, who tf needs that anyway

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@Politax3 Anyone pro Brexit would love this, because they would have a chance to say "see the public don't like the EU" specifically because of one local election, even though they know full well that on a national level there is a huge majority that knows Brexit should be reversed

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@labourlewis @ZoeJardiniere Why has everyone started saying "strongest players on the pitch"

Already sounds orchestrated and unnatural, like when Reform bots use the same slogan in every post.

Lots to agree with and some to disagree but the messaging is weird if loads of MPs start using it

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@trussliz That they waited until AFTER local elections you mean?

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@TimesRadio @JohnRentoul Like how Lizz Truss called a GE before her reckless budget eh?

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@Get_effed

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@Get_effed With the Offspring

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@carefantasia @Danny_McMoomins Followed by the Going Full Goblin Mode era

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@JohnBrewin_ It doesn't understand that as an Arsenal fan, Keir would have recorded himself throwing the takeaway at Gazza, to show on his YouTube channel

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@Ginger_Tucci Before I moved to MCR I used to commute in from Hudds. On Saturday by 11am the Hudds to MCR train would be full of hen parties from the northeast on their 4th bottle of prosecco. Outrageous scenes

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@WarMonitor3 An attempt to move the stock market before it opens tomorrow then, when they will then announce nothing

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@BRYN_BORANGA I thought we'd agreed to kill both our neighbours, does this mean I've got the police headed my way only?

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@AndyMitten How it should be, just no need for a 7 year contract.

Just keep doing what you're doing, contract extension based on results.

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@adam_boogaloo @Danny_McMoomins This starts pure Partridge so that makes sense