chrispy

And in that moment I thought to myself, “What does Pat Benatar have to do with God?”

[chrispy @ChrispyThomps]

wish i could get a phd in vibes

[Thomas White @len0killer]

My uncle performed the first Minion autopsy out near Marietta. Year was ‘89. Thick, thick skin, like a boar’s. Downstairs was all cloaca. Kevin still visits the grave

[Anthony Bourdain @Bourdain]

Fascinated by Applejack's struggles with sexual identity.

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

#through

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

bro did your hologram seriously just stumble into my apartment

[Judith Butler Bible Thumper @philosophysux]

Not now sweetie. Mommy's busy using her intellect to bludgeon her emotions into catatonic submission

[ᴅᴏᴏᴍᴇɴɪᴄ @dinosaur_info]

however chill or not chill I seem now, I was way way more strict as a kid. I was in kindergarten avoiding kids who said “libary” because I thought they were incurably stupid

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

We cannot consider #AI to be morally neutral. In reality, every technical tool embodies choices and priorities through what it measures, ignores, and optimizes, and how it classifies people and situations. Ethical discernment cannot be limited to asking whether we are using a system for good or bad purposes. It must also examine how that system is designed and what vision of the human person and society is embedded in the data and models that guide it. #MagnificaHumanitas

[turbomander (purple era) @turbomander]

hate it when wenches protest “DONT BLOW YOUR PIPE SMOKE ALL OVER MY BABY”. first of all it’s not smoke it’s a gnomish runevape and it’s like arcane vapor or some other shit, plus the scholars of the realm don’t even know the ramifications of its hazards yet. mf fool

[bri @valyriances]

the world cup is trying to remove attention from Daenerys Targaryen

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

[yelling into your ear at a loud bar] I said, “I wish harm upon you bro!”

[jes @peestains]

guy with mommy issues: i like being called good boy

girl with mommy issues: this wretched earth has no place for me but i am enslaved to my flesh and kin for why do i feel obligated to exist if my only purpose is to decay

[chrispy @ChrispyThomps]

why the hell do they have Elias Voit (notorious mass murderer and psychopath) hooping in this most recent episode of Criminal Minds

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

Of course, he who has a peanut allergy garners my sympathy. But he will never garner my respect. You were not meant for this earth and you are on borrowed time

[Forrest Cardamenis @FCardamenis]

Baby has gotten good at identifying “dada” but still struggling with surrealism, cubism, even baroque.

[alexander the pretty good @vaudevillehook]

Is rack city walkable

[faith!? @soggystyrofoam]

last night was a 4 minute long riverdale edit

[amber @__amberlaughs]

i had a dream Drake freed theon from ramsay

[Witch @witchwounds]

that one friend who needs to be killed for the greater good

[🔎Al🔍 @SweatieAngle]

As an equally beautiful woman with perfect opinions I also will not be attending