Christian Cooke

They thought Einstein was crazy until he started kicking ass

[Is Mitch McConnell Dead Yet? @IsMitchDeadYet]

Watch this space

[Christian Cooke @Christian_Cooke]

@jondelarroz This you bitch boy? Bitch ass boy? Little ass woman beating bitch boy? Scared the girl in the skirt is gonna whoop your little bitch boy ass?

[Christian Cooke @Christian_Cooke]

@_AJStamps_ I rushed to twitter to see what you were gonna say, but in my heart I already knew 💔🇸🇮

[Christian Cooke @Christian_Cooke]

What the fuck do I do when I'm bored now?

[Errantis @errantis_]

Butlerian Jihad. Now

[Christian Cooke @Christian_Cooke]

@TyrannoRen If it's physical it's media! Thems the laws of the skies!

[Christian Cooke @Christian_Cooke]

@TyrannoRen 1. You gave away all of your DVDs and I didn't get one.

2. I've seen your TMNT room, you've never stopped collecting physical media

[Christian Cooke @Christian_Cooke]

@Sam_Koone41 https://t.co/jaFOeLnnZC the best live album of all time

[Christian Cooke @Christian_Cooke]

@TyrannoRen I'm actually betting it's Damon & Hathaway. Lupita will probably play Calypso if I had to guess

[Bishop 🦇 @B1sh0p04]

“Right wing concept”

Also superman:

[Christian Cooke @Christian_Cooke]

Smearing lipstick on in front of the mirror while singing Shave 'Em Dry low and slow #JustGuyThings

[Christian Cooke @Christian_Cooke]

@bathtub_book_ @ThomasonTown @Douggernaut_2 Still probably the most baffling ending to a movie I've ever seen

[Lisa-Marie @YungHigue]

Go to Settings → Privacy and Safety → Data Sharing → Grok to turn it off.

[Christian Cooke @Christian_Cooke]

@TyrannoRen Ain't pay the power bill

[Christian Cooke @Christian_Cooke]

Oh fuck they're going with the Haitians eat dogs narrative because RFK Jr. actually ate a dog

[Brock Purdy Appreciation Station @TylerRichard]

So I was looking for a place to eat in Springfield

[Brock Purdy Appreciation Station @TylerRichard]

So I was looking for a place to eat in Springfield

[Jason Gallagher @jga41agher]

"I have concepts of a plan."

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

she was in the prison doing transgender operations on illegal aliens right before she died

[Sal Gentile @salgentile]

THEY’RE TAKING THE DOGS AND EATING THEM