Liz

Just your friendly neighborhood mortician

[Liz @ChristineeCrazy]

I feel seen on the deepest level

[Liz @ChristineeCrazy]

@KeithHabs @tryguys

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Daily reminder that Ticketmaster is a monopoly, it’s merger with LiveNation should never have been approved, and they need to be reigned in.

Break them up.

[🦇 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐚 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰 | nsfw @horrorsthetics]

always thinking of HIM <3

[Cyanide & Happiness @Explosm]

Who is your lawyer?

[🦇 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐚 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰 | nsfw @horrorsthetics]

rose mcgowan in horror movies

[Liz @ChristineeCrazy]

Can I petition for a "Grease the poles" sticker on @barstoolsports ?
@stoolpresidente @BarstoolBigCat #GreaseThePoles

[Liz @ChristineeCrazy]

He's a 10 but he has Nazi tattoos on his feet. @otter_papi 😗

[Liz @ChristineeCrazy]

@Barstool_Promo Promo for MyCOLoveFarm? Colorado Mushroom farmers?

[Liz @ChristineeCrazy]

@insect_opera You're like a modern day Siren

[Liz @ChristineeCrazy]

@gumponit Miss you. No one wears silk boxers with a hole in the gooch better than you can. #StickyRiceQueen

[Liz @ChristineeCrazy]

Every few years @gumponit has a way of making an appearance in my life 🖤😘🍚

[Liz @ChristineeCrazy]

@MrFerndogg Ask them to make them well done. It's a game changer.

[Mitchell Kip @Mitchell_Kip]

Did the cards thrown in the court say “Glen Taylor burns animals alive?” #WolvesBack #NBAPlayoffs

[Liz @ChristineeCrazy]

I'm getting my husband a shirt made that says "Big Cat Made Me Do It". @BarstoolBigCat @barstoolsports @stoolpresidente

[Lilith (☥𝐃𝐁) @QueenlilithDB]

Give a title to this episode!

#HorrorMovies #HorrorCommunity #ScoobyDoo

[god slam it @hndsm_mnky_king]

Sweetened condensed MILF