Chris Simmons

Just a simple guy, dad, and realist. Know that the only true things that are on tv, are sports and only a small part of the news...

[Chris Simmons @Christopher_J_S]

@WonderBreadUSA bought an 8 Pak of buns at the grocery store in Wallburg, NC on Thursday January 22, 2026. Went to make some hotdogs for iced in dinner tonight Tuesday January 27 and they were completely molded over. Sad state. Found the best by date was January 25. Sad world.

[Chris Simmons @Christopher_J_S]

@DirtyMoMedia @XfinityRacing @DaleJr #askjr How did going through the role of crew chief change your mindset as an owner?

[Chris Simmons @Christopher_J_S]

@DirtyMoMedia #askjr what you consider #DavidBeckham for the pod. You guys have very similar upbringing as far as dedication to your sport. You also have very similar retirements. I think it would be super interesting to see you to chat it up. He’s state side quite a bit now.

[Chris Simmons @Christopher_J_S]

@CityofHighPoint opening day @HighPointPony and the scoreboards do not work. That is ridiculous. These kids and parents deserve to see these scoreboards working. Get it together.

[Chris Simmons @Christopher_J_S]

@NASCAR I can’t look at your website bc the terms page won’t let me click on “I agree” on my iPhone. I know you track everything. Just take the warning off.

[Chris Simmons @Christopher_J_S]

@cwseed why can’t we watch the race on the app? In an airport where they don’t have the race. @NASCAR_Xfinity is the best racing. @DirtyMoMedia for DBC. No sound and I’m having to wait for a helicopter to refuel. Doesn’t make sense.

[Chris Simmons @Christopher_J_S]

@CouchRacerShop 22

[Chris Simmons @Christopher_J_S]

@NBAPR @SIChrisMannix @NBA @NBAAllStar @NBAonTNT No one really cares. Even the players don’t.

[Chris Simmons @Christopher_J_S]

When the bet doesn’t go your way! @DaleJr @DirtyMoMedia

[Chris Simmons @Christopher_J_S]

POS @Ask_Spectrum never works.

[Kirk Herbstreit @KirkHerbstreit]

I’m sorry I couldn’t properly lead to this beautiful tribute the @CollegeGameDay put together. Really wanted to thank all of you for the avalanche of love and support you’ve shown Ben. It gives me and my family such comfort knowing how he impacted so many peoples lives around the country. He was a beautiful and loving soul.

[Joe @knicks2028]

TBS is hilariously awful

[Alex @_Ferris_Bueller]

TBS is really fucking up this game with these commercials

[$FRKE @foriike]

TBS rage quit

[JJ Cooper @jjcoop36]

Anyone else just lose their mind trying to figure out why TBS flipped to an ad mid inning just after that Rocchio catch?

[L. Ross @Lross1983]

How can tbs be this bad, switching to commercial right after the 1st out is made?????!

[Jake Mcgill @jakeamal1919]

There’s no way TBS just went to commercial right there. Whoever clicked that button needs to be fired right now.

[Jeff Buchanan @JeffBuchanan47]

TBS just killed my vibe. Go Guards.

[Ethan Gressley @thetrue_ethan]

@MLB TBS commercials. Middle of the AB

[Richard Benge @GKCoachBenge]

Clase walking out to Wild Thing warms my heart. Too bad TBS cut to commercial, I would have liked to watch the entire walkout.